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    My Employer And I Need To Have A "Chat"

    I believe the time has come for my employer and myself to collectively discuss our current working relationship.

    I have been at this game for a number of years, in positions that required me to lead, and in positions that called for me to be led. I am at home, and dare I say "comfortable", in the field. Working construction, and in the employ of the Federal Government, I understand "austere" conditions and dare I say find that world familiar and welcoming.

    The above being said, I have no issue here on site with our facilities being out of water for our office facilities.

    I have no issue with having to use the outdoor facilities. If such facilities our good enough for our field employees, then far be it from me to claim they are beneath my station in life.

    I have no issue discovering wonderful new smells as I drop trou to attend to this morning's constitutional that had been brewing since taking a drink of my first cup of coffee at 0500 in my kitchen, whilst I kissed my understanding wife on the cheek and set out to begin yet another day.

    What I have issue with, is being in the middle act of the above mentioned constitutional, casting a glance down at my rumpled FR jeans that have gathered around my Red Wing steel toed work boots, and noticing a small but readily identifiable arachnid with the tell tale red "hourglass" on its opisthosoma making its way from my Red Wing steel toed boots to the rumpled FR jeans gathered about them.

    I am fairly confident that my neighbor in the field facility to my left was concerned that I was experiencing some sort of apoplectic fit, and believe that the adrenaline dump that was incurred caused me to expel the wad of "Hubba Bubba" gum I swallowed back in fifth grade.

    A colonoscopy technician would remark this morning, "****, them's some clean bowels!".

    #2
    Have to say... i honestly didnt see that ending coming..

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      #3
      Yes, that would get your bloodpressure up a bit!!!!

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        #4
        LMAO. That is a good one.

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          #5
          poor spider, she was just trying to get back home

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            #6
            Its just a spider you got him but what about him buddy that got in your shorts

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              #7
              Man, I hate spiders. I would have freaked if I saw a black widow crawling into my downed jeans. Glad you are okay.

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                #8
                Lmao!!!!

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                  #9
                  My Dad tells a VERY similar story from when he was working construction of watching a guy get toted out in an ambulance from exactly that same scenario. Only his co-worker wasn't lucky enough to spot the arachnid until after it had sampled his "manhood". Yeah...that's right...he got bitten on his member by a widow while in the port-a-potty

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                    #10
                    Don't freak out...that is usually when they bite you.

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                      #11
                      Now that..... Is how to complain. I hate those spiders, glad you saw it before you pulled em up.

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                        #12
                        Ha

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                          #13
                          LMAO.........those suckers are everywhere!!

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                            #14
                            Keep calm and constitution on.

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                              #15
                              LMAO... well, you survived, humor intact.

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