Empty Shelf *Rant*

[hcshooter]

Wife is driving me home, had lots of beers at the game and she is mad at me still b***ing that I am so wrong

[curtintex]

Late to the thread, but this is pure awesomeness.

[JHT]

Anybody up for Diarrhea Facts?

[klooney]

Anybody up for Diarrhea Facts?

now that would be funny!!!

[scotty]

I feel your pain. This is my beer cooler. He left for college Friday, so I can take the lock off now.

[Bowtech08]

Nice one.

[rossivey]

Best thread ever! Lmao!

[BWDean]

Keep the blame on the sausage, or get a lock like scotty. They may have their own payback on the way.

[hcshooter]

Ok so made it home , upon walking in the youngest shane is on the couch, chance is in tbe bathroom.
Mom asks how he is feeling he says his butt burns because he can't stop crappin,lol.
Tells the wife the sausage must have been spoiled, she says ,
NO, ask Curt what is wrong, so I waited til chance exits the bathroom. He is in misery, I wil with deep sympathy say, " what wrong?" Lol
They both complain like they are mortally wounded from battle when my wife chimes in and says " you did this so tell them".
So I begin by first reminding them of my beer they drank, then proceeded to ask, " did you guys ask to drink my beer today" to which I got a "no" answer.
So then I told them that I put exlax in the beers left in the fridge for the very propose of saying , don't take my **** beer without asking".
Then I confessed that all the toilet paper was in the truck.
Shane said I was freaking psycho for this but went for the TP, Chance says its just wrong and I am ignorant.
So I asked both, " think ya'll will drink my beer again?" To which I have received a big hell no and to go screw myself.

I walk away with a huge smile and feeling of mission accomplished.

1 shirt used for wiping, 1 pair of underwear, 7 newspaper pages, oh yes I so win and I dont feel bad!!

[ny bowhunter]

This story will be legend, both here on TBH and for the rest of their lives as they talk about their 'ol man (who is crazier than a craphouse rat ).

[NewTexian]

Haha

[Mossback]

Pure gold

[Pullersboy]

Lol. ive never been caught, but have done plenty of this!! Secret is go to your buddies house and take his dads beer and whiskey. Then your buddy gets in trouble!!! lol

Smart man right here!!!

[Hookem84]

Haha that's a good way to learn not to drink other people's beer

[hcshooter]

I just showed them the post, they said its so wrong to include the world. Lol i told them to ask their stepbrother and he would confirm that not to put anything past dad, I never feel guilty by getting even no matter to the extreme of ones pain.

Have to admit though as well as it worked the wife is mad saying I went to far, however I disagree and thats my story and I am sticking to it!!