Hahaha this reminds me of me when I was younger. I'd fill a couple water bottles with random liquor from my dad's bar but then he figured out and started putting lines with a sharpie on his bottles, so I thought I'd outsmart him and started mixing same colored cold drinks and a bit of water together and pouring to the same line...He eventually figured that out and found a bottle of vodka I had and drained it completely and filled it with sparkling water and tap water and told me after he realized I had brought it out that night...Was wondering why it didn't get me a buzz!
Also had a party at the house one weekend when the parents went out of town...Big turn out and everybody finally left about 2 in the morning. Me and my little bro stayed up all night cleaning up, picking up empties and cig butts. We left a note on the back door to remind us to grab all the leftover booze outta the fridge before we left to duck hunt that same morning. Got up and were out by 6. Had an incredible hunt that morning and were celebrating at a buddies house after the hunt when my dad called and said get ya'lls butts home right now! We knew we had screwed something up when cleaning up but played dumb. We brought a buddy home with us thinking it would help calm the confrontation down. As soon as we walked in he was sitting in his recliner with a grin on his face and told our buddy to go home, we'd call him later. He sat us down and asked us if we had people over that weekend? We said no! What do you mean? Then from his pocket emerges the note we had left on the door to remind us, Mick, remember to grab the beer and Hot Dam out of the fridge. We were caught by our own reminder!
I have one similar to that! When I was a senior in highschool, my mom and step dad decided to head to red river for the weekend. Being the intelligent 17 year old I was, I decided to throw a keg party in my living room. I grew up in a really small town (pop. 2500), so when I managed to get 50-60 people in my living room for the kegger, I thought I had really accomplished something! Around 10:30-11, mom calls the house!! I really thought I accomplished something when I got those same 50-60 people to shut up so I could answer the phone! Mom didn't say hi, how are ya nothing. All I heard was "kobe, get that dam keg out of my living room right now!" I got busted from 8 hours away!
I have one similar to that! When I was a senior in highschool, my mom and step dad decided to head to red river for the weekend. Being the intelligent 17 year old I was, I decided to throw a keg party in my living room. I grew up in a really small town (pop. 2500), so when I managed to get 50-60 people in my living room for the kegger, I thought I had really accomplished something! Around 10:30-11, mom calls the house!! I really thought I accomplished something when I got those same 50-60 people to shut up so I could answer the phone! Mom didn't say hi, how are ya nothing. All I heard was "kobe, get that dam keg out of my living room right now!" I got busted from 8 hours away!
that's hilarious! Sounds like something my mom would do! Somehow they ALWAYS find out!
Well right now there are 6 beers on fridge, we are heading to the Texans game so I figure the boys will pop the tops on the beer thats there while they watch at home.
Needless to say when they do, They will fill the affects.
I took laxitive pills and crushed them down, then I opened each beer and added equivent to 2 pills to each bottle. The last 2 days I been checking them and they are dissolved nicely with no discloration. That is in the front 4, the very back 2 I laced with cayan pepper, so they should get through the first 4 before and then get the nasty 2 last and think thats the payback.
Oh btw, I took the TP out of both bathrooms and put it in my truck so there is only 1 partial roll in their bathroom and none in ours.
My wife says I am just wrong that I should just make them give me money to buy new. I told her thats too easy , this is much better.
Comment