Chuck Norris vs Sasquatch

[RAGUIRREJR]

There is no Sasquatch, Chuck just forgets to shave his beard

[RobinHood]

Chuck says snow angels are for sissys

[Quackerbox]

Chuck found Bigfoot.
Why do you think they no longer exist?

Post of the thread right there!!!!!!

[Aggiehunter08]

How is he going to fight an imagery object?

[Booner Sooner]

How is he going to fight an imagery object?

Squatches are real, man.



Gotta be. That's the only explanation for the immense duke piles left in my front yard

[Brown]

I heard a good one today, when Chuck Norris swims he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris'ed

bwahhh haaa haaa

[texas1]

So tuff

[Josh7099]

Chuck doesn't do push ups...... He pushs the earth away from him.

[Quackerbox]

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

[Raypo]

When the earth explodes from all the awesomeness we'd all be dead anyway.

Nice

[Brown]

Chuck doesn't do push ups...... He pushs the earth away from him.

Nice, almost like the most interesting guy in the world.

He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologized to.

He once traveled to the Virgin Islands, when he left the Virgin Islands were just “The Islands.”

He doesn't always mess with Texas but when he does he has special permission.

[furboom]

Squatches check under their bed for the "Norris" monsters at night!

[systemnt]

He doesn't always mess with Texas but when he does he has special permission... from a lone wolf guy living in Navasota....

.

[hereford]

I thought Chuck Norris is a Sasquatch with a shave.

[LogFlinger]

Bigfoot doesn't always dress up for Halloween, but when he does, he goes as Chuck Norris.

that's a two-fer right there.