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    You can't fix stupid! Apple Pie Shine version

    So I made a big batch of the Apple Pie Moonshine to take to a friends UFC fight night party. One guy comes up a little later in the evening and says that he really likes it and asks if I'd make him some. I said, "Yeah, I guess. Its really pretty easy I'll give you the recipe and you could just do it yourself." He says no and that it sounds too complicated and also he wants to make a request. The request: Although he loves the apple pie flavor, he was wondering if I would mind making him just some plain ol' shine. I told him that I don't have a still in the garage or anything and that its just a recipe. He says, "Yeah I know, but could you do that for me? I'll pay you and everything." I tried to explain to him that he's not understanding what I'm saying. I told him that it is basically just flavored Everclear in a jar.
    "No, I understand but would you do that for me?"
    "You want to pay me to poor Everclear in a jar?"
    He says, "Yeah, I just want some plain ol' moonshine. None of that apple stuff."
    I told him I would get busy working on a batch for him and then walked away. SMH

    #2
    You really can't fix it man

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      #3
      Easy $$

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        #4
        haha...sounds like easy money!

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          #5
          id have done it....100 bucks a quart!

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            #6
            I see a 100% profit in your near future.

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              #7
              How much of that apple pie shine did you give him? It does tend to make you stupid.

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                #8
                Careful - the revenuers will be after you and you will have to buy a NASCAR racer to escape!

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                  #9
                  Here's your sign!

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                    #10
                    Take his $, give him a mason jar of everclear and walk away. He will never know.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by SmithFarm1 View Post
                      How much of that apple pie shine did you give him? It does tend to make you stupid.
                      exactly what I was thinking.

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                        #12
                        That wouldn't be right to sell your friend everclear you just poured straight into a jar.

                        You should cut it down about 50% with water to double your profit!

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                          #13
                          Lets just hope he doesn't reproduce

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by AgHntr10 View Post
                            That wouldn't be right to sell your friend everclear you just poured straight into a jar.

                            You should cut it down about 50% with water to double your profit!
                            This!!!^^^^

                            Skinny

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                              #15
                              Sell him some tap water and tell him it's real smooth

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