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    Unusual snake sighting

    Looks like these bull snakes were lined up and run over execution style. All has smashed heads, nothing else.
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    #2
    We've got a serial killer on the loose.

    The decapitations indicate a self loathing/hatred for self probably brought on by daddy issues at an early age.

    But the lining up of the bodies strongly points toward an obsessive/compulsive sociopathic disorder.

    35-40 year old white male, makes less than $15 an hour. His apartment is nothing special but it will be neat, clean, and orderly. He's possibly an asst. manager at a pet store where he had unfettered access to vulnerable snakes. A records check will show that his store has had an abnormal spike in reptile deaths since his employment began.

    His parents taunted him at a young age by saying, "If you don't be good, the snakes will get you".

    Guys like this will not stop until they are caught.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Chew View Post
      We've got a serial killer on the loose.

      The decapitations indicate a self loathing/hatred for self probably brought on by daddy issues at an early age.

      But the lining up of the bodies strongly points toward an obsessive/compulsive sociopathic disorder.

      35-40 year old white male, makes less than $15 an hour. His apartment is nothing special but it will be neat, clean, and orderly. He's possibly an asst. manager at a pet store where he had unfettered access to vulnerable snakes. A records check will show that his store has had an abnormal spike in reptile deaths since his employment began.

      His parents taunted him at a young age by saying, "If you don't be good, the snakes will get you".

      Guys like this will not stop until they are caught.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Chew View Post
        We've got a serial killer on the loose.

        The decapitations indicate a self loathing/hatred for self probably brought on by daddy issues at an early age.

        But the lining up of the bodies strongly points toward an obsessive/compulsive sociopathic disorder.

        35-40 year old white male, makes less than $15 an hour. His apartment is nothing special but it will be neat, clean, and orderly. He's possibly an asst. manager at a pet store where he had unfettered access to vulnerable snakes. A records check will show that his store has had an abnormal spike in reptile deaths since his employment began.

        His parents taunted him at a young age by saying, "If you don't be good, the snakes will get you".

        Guys like this will not stop until they are caught.
        Exactly what I was thinking!!! LMFAO!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Chew View Post
          We've got a serial killer on the loose.

          The decapitations indicate a self loathing/hatred for self probably brought on by daddy issues at an early age.

          But the lining up of the bodies strongly points toward an obsessive/compulsive sociopathic disorder.

          35-40 year old white male, makes less than $15 an hour. His apartment is nothing special but it will be neat, clean, and orderly. He's possibly an asst. manager at a pet store where he had unfettered access to vulnerable snakes. A records check will show that his store has had an abnormal spike in reptile deaths since his employment began.

          His parents taunted him at a young age by saying, "If you don't be good, the snakes will get you".

          Guys like this will not stop until they are caught.
          Hey is that racial profiling?

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            #6
            Cartels, they're everywhere.

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              #7
              Originally posted by denimdeerslayer View Post
              Hey is that racial profiling?

              Yes. He will not kill light colored snakes. That would be very rare and would likely only happen if dark colored snakes were unavailable.

              The key to his psyche is that he DOES NOT discriminate between poisonous/non-poisonous.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Chew View Post
                We've got a serial killer on the loose.

                The decapitations indicate a self loathing/hatred for self probably brought on by daddy issues at an early age.

                But the lining up of the bodies strongly points toward an obsessive/compulsive sociopathic disorder.

                35-40 year old white male, makes less than $15 an hour. His apartment is nothing special but it will be neat, clean, and orderly. He's possibly an asst. manager at a pet store where he had unfettered access to vulnerable snakes. A records check will show that his store has had an abnormal spike in reptile deaths since his employment began.

                His parents taunted him at a young age by saying, "If you don't be good, the snakes will get you".

                Guys like this will not stop until they are caught.
                That's great! Thanks for the morning laugh

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                  #9
                  Chew has been reading too many crime scene reports.

                  I will have to say, he has a gift with words. Hilarious.. "The snakes will get you..." LMAO

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Chew View Post
                    We've got a serial killer on the loose.

                    The decapitations indicate a self loathing/hatred for self probably brought on by daddy issues at an early age.

                    But the lining up of the bodies strongly points toward an obsessive/compulsive sociopathic disorder.

                    35-40 year old white male, makes less than $15 an hour. His apartment is nothing special but it will be neat, clean, and orderly. He's possibly an asst. manager at a pet store where he had unfettered access to vulnerable snakes. A records check will show that his store has had an abnormal spike in reptile deaths since his employment began.

                    His parents taunted him at a young age by saying, "If you don't be good, the snakes will get you".

                    Guys like this will not stop until they are caught.
                    You watch Criminal Minds?

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                      #11
                      LOL!! Chew that's GREAT!!! LOL!!

                      My kids have been having a hard time with Bullsnakes over the past week getting into the chicken coop and killing baby chicks. Saturday they caught and killed a HUGE 3ft Copperhead, then a few hours later a 4 ft Bullsnake ate two more chicks. About 11 at night my youngest daughter went out to check on her chicks and killed another bullsnake that just ate another two chicks. Last night they killed yet another big bullsnake that was stuck in the wire around the coop..

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dawg View Post
                        You watch Criminal Minds?

                        No, but I have one.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by chew View Post
                          no, but i have one. :d
                          hahahahaha!!!!:d

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Chew View Post
                            No, but I have one.
                            It's a show about the Behavioral Analysis Unit.....you could land a role with your profile of this snake serial killer.

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                              #15
                              I was at home with the family all night and they can vouch for that

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