What is old?

[Bassbucker]

JUst went to my oldest grandchild's high school graduation. 58 is todays ancient

[Hoggslayer]

My 4 year old daughter say that I'm so old I'm out of numbers. She says Mommy is 25. I'm 44 and she is 37. I think Mommy has been coaching her. Lol

[Phillip Fields]

28 - I've got underwear older than that.

[ABroussard]

28 - I've got underwear older than that.

LMAO! You should prob do something about that!

[Jerry H]

From the mouths of babes comes to mind

[rconn]

Yeah but you are old. That's what uncles are. Uncle Brad is old. Ask Ryan he will tell you.

Uncle brad you are old and ugly but we lov..... Put up with you anyways

[kfd82]

Ask Burnadell.

[curtintex]

I just turned 40. My mind thinks I'm 19. My body feels like 70 somedays.

I ain't old yet, but I look real forward to being able to go to the hardware store in a pair of Dickie coveralls with my name embroidered over the pocket and a pair of Silver Series tennis shoes with velcro fasteners....telling all the kids to turn down the dang radio and pull up their britches. I'm gonna be a crotchety ole ba$tard!!!!

[Coach W]

Having to ask makes you old!!!

I'm 29 and younger by the day!

[justincorbell]

My 8 year old daughter just informed me that im old. Something along the lines of I love you crazy old man. Im only 28!!! And now has my 2 year old son calling me the old guy.

You think thats bad.....my other 1/2 just asked me how old I was....when i said 26 she said the same thing....hell she's 24!?!?!?!?

[dustoffer]

Old is when the eye dr. tells you that you may have glaucoma. Today, I'm old.

Or that you have a cataract starting to form in your left eye, which incidentally is the same side that you wear your hearing aid on.