Let me introduce you to the danger of molten cream cheese. Did up a batch of bacon wrapped jalapeños yesterday, and as I was taking them off the grill, a glop of molten cream cheese fell out of one and right on my toe.
I screamed like a woman.

Be advised that shoes are now considered mandatory personal protective equipment when working with bubbling hot cream cheese.
I screamed like a woman.

Be advised that shoes are now considered mandatory personal protective equipment when working with bubbling hot cream cheese.
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