I killed a tarantula on our back porch the size of a small giraffe this evening. Paige saw it in the crack on the ceiling / brick (yeah the one the painter is supposed to caulk, but that's another show). I thought it was a bat. I could have been eaten alive by that dam thing. 3 doses of wasp spray had no affect. Being the man of the family I knew I had to take control of this situation ... for the sake of the children......so, i did what any man would do faced with a battle that he knew deep down he probably would not survive but still knew it had to be done ... I offered the first shot with a shovel to Paige but she declined (panzy). With a school girl scream on the edge of my tongue, should the situation go south, I approached stealthily and made a precision strike....3 of those later the beast was dead. It might be just my opinion but I think the missing chunk of brick, the chip in the concrete and the missing paint on the ceiling all add character to the house.
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Hahaha thanks for sharing -
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Oh man that is funny.
BrianComment
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Haha, would a scatter gun have been a better choice for the exterior?Comment
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I'm with ya! If my enemy has 0-4 legs it's game on. More than that and I don't want anything to do with em. I think that's why I can't stand those nasty monkeys. They use their tail like another leg.Comment
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Thanks for the laugh!Comment
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Nicely done. I would have offered for my children to take first swipe as well
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All BS aside (and I don't know how many of y'all subscribe to Field and Stream) but that could have been written by Bill HeavyComment
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So where are the pics of all the carnage.Comment
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Pear Burner.Comment
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KatComment
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You my friend are a warrior ! Myself I would of burnt the whole house down to prove to all the other spiders this guy don't mess around !Comment
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lol.
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A .22 with rat shot kills a varity of critters, is not over loud especially if you tie wrap your skill saw on, and does min damage to most surroundings.
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