Hunting accident
A woman says her husband... Tony, I heard you`re hunting mate Alex is at the hospital with lots of wounds and injuries you knew that? Hell no! I`m going to see him.
Tony leaves house inmediately and heads to the hospital thinking and worried about Alex... on the way he reminds about last time when they meet when he`s mate said he was planning to hunt Africa...hope he`s good, I always told and warn him about to be more careful while hunting but he just don`t want to listen...
He reaches hospital goes to hes friends room and find him resting on a bed like an Egyptian mummy with several bandages around he`s body and head which was as big as a pumpkin...my gosh he says this is terrible!
Alex sees him and says with tremble voice...
H-i-i-i m-m-m-y f-f-r-iend...
Tony concerned says...what happened to you buddy????!!!
Alex says...w-we-ll...s-e-e t-h-is h-a-nd? t-h-at was a r-r-r-h-i-n-o`s h-o-rn....(a big breath) s-ee t-h-is l-eg? this w-as a Gira-f-ee`s ho-of...(another breath) see m-m-y head? a go-ri-l-la`s arm...
Tony says, you stupid! I told you to be careful in Africa those animals are dangerous!
A-a-frica??? no, m-m-y bro-the-r I was at t-t-he co-co-unty fair and cli-mbed on the carr-usell drunk!!!
Tony leaves house inmediately and heads to the hospital thinking and worried about Alex... on the way he reminds about last time when they meet when he`s mate said he was planning to hunt Africa...hope he`s good, I always told and warn him about to be more careful while hunting but he just don`t want to listen...
He reaches hospital goes to hes friends room and find him resting on a bed like an Egyptian mummy with several bandages around he`s body and head which was as big as a pumpkin...my gosh he says this is terrible!
Alex sees him and says with tremble voice...
H-i-i-i m-m-m-y f-f-r-iend...
Tony concerned says...what happened to you buddy????!!!
Alex says...w-we-ll...s-e-e t-h-is h-a-nd? t-h-at was a r-r-r-h-i-n-o`s h-o-rn....(a big breath) s-ee t-h-is l-eg? this w-as a Gira-f-ee`s ho-of...(another breath) see m-m-y head? a go-ri-l-la`s arm...
Tony says, you stupid! I told you to be careful in Africa those animals are dangerous!
A-a-frica??? no, m-m-y bro-the-r I was at t-t-he co-co-unty fair and cli-mbed on the carr-usell drunk!!!
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