I have a couple of coons that are weighing in at about 100 lbs. each. They are obviously recently unemployed and have been using their Lone Star cards at the Minchew Quick Stop (my garbage cans). They are able to knock over the cans, get the lids off (they are snapped on tight) and make my driveway look like a bunch of kids had a piñata party there.
I was working on a hasty ground blind so that I could finally get a kill with my recurve, when my lovely daughter informed me that she did not want want me to kill the coons "because they have a family". Since I could not come up with a witty reply within 2-3 seconds, she walked off.
Anyway, I need to borrow a welfare recipient relocation kit. PM me if you have one! Thanks.
I was working on a hasty ground blind so that I could finally get a kill with my recurve, when my lovely daughter informed me that she did not want want me to kill the coons "because they have a family". Since I could not come up with a witty reply within 2-3 seconds, she walked off.
Anyway, I need to borrow a welfare recipient relocation kit. PM me if you have one! Thanks.
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