That awkward moment

[BONE_THIEF]

Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds!!! That will fix anything!!

[Caprock]

My 11 year old daughter made a card for me to give to my wife this year, I wrote "Dollar General" on the back so she wouldn't get suspicious and think I didn’t go out and get it myself.

[Smokeater]

We send each other a pic of the card "i woulda got you". Cards are overpriced like...well...bout everything else I guess! Spent that on some chocolate covered strawberries. It worked. Lucky me!

[150class]

My BIL gave my SIL the same necklace for their anniversary two years in a row. No, not what some of you are thinking. She let him slide and he doesnt know to this day.

Wait what?!?!?!?!?!?

[Atfulldraw]

But...but....I feel the same way about you as I did last year.....

[sjaaaz]

Ouch!

[Snakelover]

I'd have told her, "well, yeah ... I bought a case of 'em!"

Ha! ^^^This^^^

Mention they were on sale. (Especially if she buys stuff because it's on sale.)