I have one of "those guys" that works in my drafting pool. He's full of all kinds of useless information. He can rattle off car/truck specs until you get a headache from listening to him. He will answer any question you ask him like he's a pro on that topic. I bet he could give you the chemical formula for rocket fuel if you asked him for it! 
Well, about two years ago, he took a liking to guns and started buying a few.
About a year ago, he took up hunting (which I always encourage) and after killing a rouge coon, he was an expert on hunting as well. All in all he's logged about 15 hours on a stand.
When I returned from my third bear hunt, this year, without a bear, he felt the need to start giving me hunting tips, since I wounded the bear but didn't find it. After all, he's found EVERY animal he's ever shot. Both of them!
This weekend he went to junction to hunt for hogs on some land one of our senior designers owns. He had about a dozen hogs coming in regularly. Sure enough, as if they were on a timer, they started coming in. Ole boy gets the swine fever and shoots at the BUSH that the pig was standing behind!
of course he didn't find blood or the hog.
I found out, second hand that he missed an 80 yard shot. Yeah, you better believe it was game on!
I printed a picture of my hog, dead, right under the feeder, along with instructions on how to kill a pig. I hung it in the office next door where I knew he'd see it but would be powerless to take it down!
Tomorrow I'm going to make a hunting license for bushes as soon as I figure out how many of each sex bush you should be able to shoot.
He talks a LOT of smack but got REAL butt hurt when the shoe was on the other foot. This could provide entertainment for the rest of the year!
Do you know "that guy"?
Well, about two years ago, he took a liking to guns and started buying a few.
About a year ago, he took up hunting (which I always encourage) and after killing a rouge coon, he was an expert on hunting as well. All in all he's logged about 15 hours on a stand.
When I returned from my third bear hunt, this year, without a bear, he felt the need to start giving me hunting tips, since I wounded the bear but didn't find it. After all, he's found EVERY animal he's ever shot. Both of them!
This weekend he went to junction to hunt for hogs on some land one of our senior designers owns. He had about a dozen hogs coming in regularly. Sure enough, as if they were on a timer, they started coming in. Ole boy gets the swine fever and shoots at the BUSH that the pig was standing behind!
of course he didn't find blood or the hog.I found out, second hand that he missed an 80 yard shot. Yeah, you better believe it was game on!
I printed a picture of my hog, dead, right under the feeder, along with instructions on how to kill a pig. I hung it in the office next door where I knew he'd see it but would be powerless to take it down!
Tomorrow I'm going to make a hunting license for bushes as soon as I figure out how many of each sex bush you should be able to shoot.
He talks a LOT of smack but got REAL butt hurt when the shoe was on the other foot. This could provide entertainment for the rest of the year!
Do you know "that guy"?
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