Great Cowboy Quotes?

[perfectstorm]

I've gotten on this kick lately of making signs for people and this Christmas I am going to be making signs for all my friends & family. What are some great short cowboy/western/hunting/outdoor quotes?

[trailboss]

Don't squat with yer boots on!

[Pablo Honey]

"Hello darling...How about a poke "
~ Captain Gus

[westtexducks]

From the great John Wayne, "Life is tough, but it's tougher if your stupid."

"Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot you."

Kinda only a male saying, but "Don't pee into the wind or on the electric fence."

[PROUDREDNECK]

Cowboys don`t die...they just smell that way

[Chew]

Why is Romo on his back?

[kgredraider]

"We had some diamonds, but we had some cow poopoo....when the diamonds gets mixed in with the poopoo, it just all look like poopoo."
-Emmitt Smith
Dallas Cowboys

[bowhuntntxn]

"We had some diamonds, but we had some cow poopoo....when the diamonds gets mixed in with the poopoo, it just all look like poopoo."
-Emmitt Smith
Dallas Cowboys

NICE!!!

You're short on ears and long on mouth. John Wayne in Big Jake.

[3Tzn1J]

A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough!!!!


Gus MaCrae

[jaker_cc]

"if your dog thinks ur the most wonderful person in the world, do not seek a second opinion"
Jeffro Hubert

" if your drinking to forget, please pay your bill first"
Lionel Garza

[LloydMcCoy]

Don't squat with yer boots on!

Don't squat with ur spurs on

[Rather_B_Fishin]

Stop crying down my shoulder your rusting my spurs!
Quote: John Wayne Toledo

[flyin7]

"Sometimes you have think like a dog. If you can't screw it, **** on it"

[jetlag887]

"When there's hero'n to be done, somebodies gotta hold the horses"

[Thundervee]

Gone huntin, be back at dark thirty...