Heifer the Story

[BigThicketBoy]

When I was a kid all I ever heard or maybe just payed attention to was when my dad called my mom heifer. Kinda like when i git called Michael Wayne.
Anyways oneday I got lost in K Mart and they took me to the courtesy both. The lady asked me what my mothers name was, I told her Heifer. She says no, what does your daddy call her. Tell her Heifer .
Well finally she calls out over the intercom, Will Mrs Heifer please come to the courtesy both we have you little boy.
And yes my mom came to get me cause she know it was me right way.
So that's the Story.

[bwssr]

good thing she decided to keep ya!

[xman59]

did she leave your ears attached,,, my mom would ripped mine right off.... but its better than telling them her name is Mom,, but sometimes i call her mommie....

[mboltm]

I bet that is what Joe Dirt called his mom that day at the Grand Canyon

I have heard that all of my life, and it was a term of endearment, I guess it just depends on how or where you were raised

[BigThicketBoy]

I bet that is what Joe Dirt called his mom that day at the Grand Canyon

I have heard that all of my life, and it was a term of endearment, I guess it just depends on how or where you were raised

Never thought it was a big deal until recently

[cheez]

Never thought it was a big deal until recently

Care to elaborate on that story

[backinthegame]

Im with ya BTB, My pops always called my mom heifer, and it was not a negative thing. I call my wife heifer and she gets a kick out of it. Of course since she done had one youngin she realy is a cow, but she doesnt know all those technical details LOL

[BigThicketBoy]

Ttt

[tazhunter0]

Im with ya BTB, My pops always called my mom heifer, and it was not a negative thing. I call my wife heifer and she gets a kick out of it. Of course since she done had one youngin she realy is a cow, but she doesnt know all those technical details LOL

you just better hope she doesn't get on the greenscreen now. LOL

[OBU13DAD]

you just better hope she doesn't get on the greenscreen now. LOL

X2

[Cantcatch5]

If I called my wife heifer she would turn me from a bull to a steer.

Jason

[CEO]

When I started dating my wife I called her "my old lady" as a term of endearment. She didn't take it that way in the least. Maybe I'll try heifer.

[BowGal]

LOL now that's funny!!!!!

[Ray 1]

I have always refered to my little bride as my little bride,however for the last year she refuses to drive.Now my youngest son has refered to my having to drive her everywhere as driving miss daisey,and others are picking the term up.Have not had a back lash yet.
Just waiting!

[Tmag]

Great story Michael Wayne!