A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is
moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold
up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson ,
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they
are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going
from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold
up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson ,
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they
are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going
from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
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