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    #46
    Back when we were dating, and I was chewing, Diane got ahold of a beer can i was spitting in.

    It wasn't pretty but she still married me.

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      #47
      Originally posted by BonesandArrow View Post
      Done this twice! Once with a cigarette but in it.
      ME TOO!

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        #48
        That just ain't right. Down right nasty!!!

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          #49
          Originally posted by TexasWickedOne View Post
          Someone elsses?
          Yupp, pretty much ended my night of partying.

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            #50
            I've done it before.I thought it would be a good idea to drink a Dr. Pepper and spit in an empty Dr. Pepper bottle at the same time.The only light I had was coming from my computer screen and I eventually drank enough Dr. Pepper to the point where it was pretty easy to get the bottles mixed up.Well I ended up picking up the wrong bottle and since there wasn't much left I thought I might as well just chug it.So I threw it back and instantly knew I had made a mistake.I don't know how I did it but I stopped it from going all the way down.I felt it stop at the base of my throat because I assume my body just wasn't going to allow me to drink it.What was even more impressive is I projectile spat it back in the bottle with a precision that would make the girl from The Exorcist proud .How I kept from spewing Copenhagen everywhere is beyond me but somehow I got it all back in the bottle without makin an awful mess.

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              #51
              Originally posted by Deb View Post
              Its even worse when its somebody else's spitcup.
              Did it playing pool in my gameroom with a buddy's longneck bottle many years ago. Didn't swallow it, (or throw up) but a mouthful of warm Copenhagen spit will make you pay attention next time.....and chew your buddy's *** out!

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                #52
                happens more than I'd like to admit. Its even worse when you're congested and that spit cup has more than just dip spit...

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                  #53
                  You can't call your self a man if you haven't taken at least a couple accidental swigs of that warm juice!

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                    #54
                    Originally posted by feralswine View Post
                    happens more than I'd like to admit. Its even worse when you're congested and that spit cup has more than just dip spit...
                    dude.... way TMI.....

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                      #55
                      I've never accidentally taken a drink from my spit cup...but my wife has She was mad at me for a week!

                      I don't gut my dip, but I was driving a white government van a few years back. Didn't have a spitter, and you're not allowed to use tobacco. I was spitting out the window, got on the highway, and realized if I kept spitting, I'd have some redneck racing stripes down the side and I'd be in trouble for dipping in a govie. Ended up just gutting it the rest of the trip...yuck.

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                        #56
                        Originally posted by C9H13NO3 View Post
                        I've never accidentally taken a drink from my spit cup...but my wife has She was mad at me for a week!

                        I don't gut my dip, but I was driving a white government van a few years back. Didn't have a spitter, and you're not allowed to use tobacco. I was spitting out the window, got on the highway, and realized if I kept spitting, I'd have some redneck racing stripes down the side and I'd be in trouble for dipping in a govie. Ended up just gutting it the rest of the trip...yuck.
                        you work for them?

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                          #57
                          Originally posted by Silent Assassin View Post
                          you work for them?
                          You better wrap your spitter in tin foil

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                            #58
                            Originally posted by C9H13NO3 View Post
                            You better wrap your spitter in tin foil
                            Aw. Man! Now I need to run down to aisle 7 for some more tin foil! I wonder if it's true they keep tabs on who goes over there? You would and surely know this!

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                              #59
                              A few years ago me and my bro were waiting at the airport to board a plane bound for Costa Rica. He had a foam fountain drink cup, that was sitting on the floor at his feet as did the girl sitting next to him. He was spitting down the straw, so I wasn't obvious he was dipping. By mistake, the girl grabbed his cup, and took a big ol' drink. The look on her face was priceless. She jetted outta there in a hurry. It was one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.

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                                #60
                                Done this many a times with a cig butt can while driving around while hunting, just not paying attention and it's in the cup holder. Most times don't realize it till the cig butt hits the tongue.

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