Foreigners crack me up

[rjet]

I get to work this morning and go to get a cup of coffee. This indian dude is in there and starts telling me how he called the exterminator to come out to his house.
I am thinking termites or something along those lines and finally ask him what the problem is. For some reason I am the answer guy here to these folks on home maintenance, car repairs...etc. He goes on to tell me he has lizards on his back porch. I got coffee in my nose on that one. Once I get my composure back I tell him they are good and will eat bugs. He then went on to tell me how they scare him because they sit there and looking at him puffing their throat in and out. I am laughing pretty hard at this point. Usually I will make up some BS to tell them but couldnt pull that one off due to laughing so hard.

[bsimm78]

That's funny

[03GruntUSMC]

Haha

[elf feet]

Haha! awww...

[TallTexan]

Lmao that's funny

[cshall999]

Please to not be laughing at me about my lizard problem.

Man, Foreigners are great. They make great food, they take the rednecks crap, and in some instances give it right back in spades.

[mboltm]

That was funny, glad I put my drink down

[Dirtymike]

when the lizard is puffing his throat it means he is about to spit blood in your face. this blood is toxic and can cause blindness. In some cases it has caused insanity with in 24 months due to a hormone produced in the tear ducts.....

[markm]

That is hilarious. I will take them.....love having lizards hanging around the house.

[Tommyh]

Should have told him how to make a snare trap and sell them on the internet

[icetrauma]

Now that's funny!

[FireMedic26]

when the lizard is puffing his throat it means he is about to spit blood in your face. this blood is toxic and can cause blindness. In some cases it has caused insanity with in 24 months due to a hormone produced in the tear ducts.....

Go with this. When you get back to work, tell him you got online & did some research about lizards, and this is what you found out.

[cas077]

Thats a good one.

[Ron]

We have them on the back porch and in the garage. They scare the grandkids once in a while, but other that, I like them around.

I'm surprised he didn't have some kind of recipe for them.

[Bill]

Tell him to sprinkle curry powder around the deck.