How I found out I'm a sleep-walker

[Captrix]

I don't sleepwalk, but according to the wife, I will sit straight up in bed with eyes wide open and start laughing at the top of my lungs. I never remember any of it. My buddy on the other hand relieved himself on multiple occasions in his moms hamper and washing machine.

My cousin use to do that, it was creepy. When we were kids we would go on family vacations together and I would get stuck sharing a room with him. One night he started singing something in spanish, he doesnt speak spanish.

[Japeatr]

this thread is great... still chucklin

[KWEarp]

When I was in college we had a big party at our house one night. Once it died down we were standing around in the kitchen talking about the nights events and trying to figure out what to do with the guy passed out in our recliner. We knew who he was, but he was just more of an acquaintance. During this time the guy gets up, looks around confused, and we start trying to talk to him. He then proceeds to unzip and pee right on our recliner! We could do nothing but stand there in amazement. Once finished the guy zips up, sits back down and was back to sleep. That recliner was trashed the next day lol

[NICK]

My grandfather said he walked in his sleep all the time. His dad would tie a rope to his foot and to the end of the bed with about 3' of slack and sit back and wait. He told me this after my dad told him i got up one night (i was about 15 yrs old) walked in to the livingroom in fuit of the looms waved and walked out the front door. He said i walked about 3 blocks be fore i woke up. He was walking behind me laughing the whole way.

[Charlie6Delta]

When I was in the Army I was radio operator. My x-wife said I would wake her up calling out fire missions and talking in the phonetic alphabet.

[Boyd1212]

Was very intoxicated one night and passed out at my buddy's house. I got up from the couch and walked outside. Walked right by everyone that was still there, and proceeded to pee in the neighbors air conditioning unit, while it was running. I zipped up and walked back onto the house and crawled into bed. I was then woke up by my buddy who was very angry. Because I had pee all over me and i was laying in his spot, next to his wife. I really slowed the drinking down after that. We still get a good laugh out of it.

[gonehuntin68]

When I was 16 or 17 I put the trolling motor battery on the charger to charge it up for the next day of fishing. The problem was our charger didn't automatically shut off when the battery is fully charged so I knew I needed to turn it off before I went to bed. The charger and battery were in our pump house about 100 yards from the house. Well I forgot to turn off the charger before I went to bed and when I got up the next morning my mom asked why I went outside at 2:30 in the morning, I said I never got up and went outside, she swore I did. I then remembered I forgot to turn off the charger and rushed down to the pump house to turn it off. When I got down there the door was open and the charger was unplugged. I walked down in my sleep and unplugged it. I hate to think of what else I've done in my sleep that I don't know about.

[quarterback]

Oh man I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. The "thermostat tree"... Peeing in the washing machine...the DRYER!

I will admit that I once pee'd in the trashcan when I was about 12. But hey! At least it was the trash and not the DRYER!!!

[bossis]

My husband and I had not been married maybe 3mo and we had talked about an old building him and his stepdad had looked @ that day and i remember dreaming about the building starting to fall down around us and I was franticly trying to get everyone out. Well my husband says that I got up on all fours in our king size bed and started hollaring and going around in circles like a dog chasing its own tail. Made about 8 rounds and laid back down! We were staying @ my mother n laws @ the time till our house got finished. Her and her husband looked @ me w/ shame when I walked in the room the next morning. My husband had left for work before anyone got up and I was left there to explain the noises they heard wasnt what they thought!!

[Martin]

Wife and I had just married back in '77, lived in a crap rent house, no A/C, out in the country. We slept with the windows up, and on one bright full moon night she shakes me awake, talk/whispering and says, while pointing out the window, "there it is...right there...right there on the propane tank" I was about half spooked and asked where what was, she replied " that duck, right there on the propane tank" Her eyes were wide open and she was pointing at the tank outside the window...I was looking intently for the "duck", and by this time was completly wierded out. I got up out of bed and asked one more time where it was.....she says "where is what?" I said "where is the duck?" She looks right through me and says to just never mind and go to sleep. I was up most of the night, I kept raising up, looking out the window......no duck......next morning she had absoutely no idea what I was talking about, we laughed so hard we could hardly eat our breakfast. We still get a kick out of it.

[fox1]

Back in the early 90s i was extremely hyper active and my thyroid was the size of a grapefruit. EVERYTIME i would go to sleep i would sleep walk. I have broken several of my toes while walking around. One night it took my wife 20 minutes to talk the cops out of arresting me for checking the mail naked.
I think i peed on everthing in our house at one time or another. Had my thyroid removed and sleep like a baby now.

[mitcham753]

When i was in the Army i had a party for some of my platoon mates. One of the guys came over and got trashed and of course was passed out on my couch. We were partying till the wee hours which had by then saw most of the guests leave. His wife was sitting on the love seat chatting when he got up and walked behind the couch and peed on the window sill. She was so embarrassed and of course he went back to the couch and didn't remember a thing. At least he had his back to the ladies so none freaked out.

[gatorgar]

Never walked, but argue and fight all the time. In Basic Training, I rarely got fire guard duty at night cause everyone was scared to wake me for my shift. After an unusually rough day, I fell asleep frustrated and had some strange, violent dreams. The following morning, the fire guard guys kept looking at me funny and all they would say is "you are so gonna get it"
At formation, our biggest, baddest drill sergeant showed up with a swollen cheek and the biggest shiner I had ever seen. Throughout the formation he kept glancing my way, but never said anything. My Assistant Squad leader finally filled me in. Seems that I was arguing with someone in my sleep and the guard went to notify the DS in charge. He decided to wake me up and received a haymaker in the process. The next week after that, has been the scariest in my life. Not knowing if the DS was going to retaliate or what, lol

[Clint]

After attending a wedding in Kemah, we were staying in a hotel and my step-daughter and son-in-law were in the room next to us.

Sometime in the middle of the night he walked out into the hallway in his underwear, peed in the trash can next to the coke machine and then woke up.

The problem was he had no idea which room he came out of. Luckily he guessed right and woke Amy up knocking on the door and not someone else.