Got any interesting (or not) Walmart stories?

[12 point]

Ragin's thread about the colorful Walmart shoppers reminded me of some of my own experiences in the past. I no longer shop at those zoo's, so my experiences are no longer being renewed. Darn.

Anyhow, I may not have any real exciting info to share, but recall at least a couple times that I've seen some things that I'd rather not see again.

I'll share one story in a little bit.

[Draco]

Had a friend that was shopping in the Wally Martinez store that had a Mexican couple with their son in the same isle. The little boy said something to the parents in spanish. They said some thing back and the little boy just dropped his pants and took a dump right there on the floor. They pulled his pants up and went on shopping like it was no big deal.

[Destry]

we use to go to the clothes section and the little round racks where they hang shirts, when somebody was looking at the shirts we would pick the rack and take a few steps

[fishycatfish]

Had a friend that was shopping in the Wally Martinez store that had a Mexican couple with their son in the same isle. The little boy said something to the parents in spanish. They said some thing back and the little boy just dropped his pants and took a dump right there on the floor. They pulled his pants up and went on shopping like it was no big deal.

I think this one will take the cake early! Gross!!!

[Trap-Daddy]

winner with the mexican story

[Draco]

They have those stores in Mexico. Can you imagine what it's like in them.

[LemmeOut]

I have another Wally poop story by this is from an employee perspective. The women's clothes department manager noticed a foul smell in her area and went looking for its source. It didn't take her long to fund the trail of brown stuff on the carpet. She called for the maintenance guy to bring something to clean it up and when he got there they realized that where it ended on the carpet it started on the linoleum floor so the department manager followed while the cleaning guy started mopping. It didn't take long since this was a small store and pre-super center days. The employee found an older lady whose pants leg was the source of the brown, stinky trail. She asked if she could help the lady and she said "No, I am finding everything just fine." The employee wasn't sure how to handle it so they called a store manager and they asked her if they could help her with anything and the lady replied she was still finding everything just fine and why did they keep bothering her. The store manager than said "Well ma'am it appears you may have had an accident and weren't sure you were aware or not." The older lady said "I know I messed my pants and I'll change them when I get home but I ain't done shopping yet!" The manager offered her a free pair of umdergarments and pants and it took a lot of convincing to get her to accept them because she had no problem dragging poop around the whole store. I think they finally had to tell her she would have to leave if she didn't take them because it was a health hazard to other customers for her to carry on. She had been all over that store too. They had to have body come clean all the carpeted areas just in case she had gone over them. This is one of the funniest stories my co-workers told me when I started working at that store.

[LemmeOut]

I also had an older lady come into the pharmacy complaining about getting regular caps and not snap caps on her pill bottle and handed me a bottle with part of the top broke off and the lid was in pieces in a plastic bag. She than said she couldn't get that Dang safety lid off because of her arthritis so she had to take a hammer to it until it broke off. We laughed and speculated about that for days.

[BiggsWife]

Man oh man! The poop stories have started!

[okrattler]

A few years ago me and some buddies of mine made a late night run to Wal-Mart and there were two drunk guys from South Africa riding/bumping into things with those handicap scooters.I know they were from South Africa because they insisted on following us around and basically telling us their life story and asking us questions.That one guy told us he wasn't a legal citizen here so he was gonna need to have a kid with an American girl so he could stay here.And then he proceeded to ask a friend of mines girlfiend if she was single.lol The last time I saw them they were in the sporting goods and I'm pretty sure they were either about to look at the bow and arrows or start golfing right there in the store.We knew they were probably about to break something so we got away from those idiots while they were entertained.

[froghunter]

my wife caught a bat in a fishing net in wally world. there was a guy with a mullet trying to catch it in his hat as it flew around in circles. he was hollering "im gona be on the news!" as he chased the bat around. my wife picked up a net caught the bat, handed it to the manager and walked away.

[Sidekick]

Had a friend that was shopping in the Wally Martinez store that had a Mexican couple with their son in the same isle. The little boy said something to the parents in spanish. They said some thing back and the little boy just dropped his pants and took a dump right there on the floor. They pulled his pants up and went on shopping like it was no big deal.

And there goes my sweet tea..

[Ryan M.]

Well I once bounced a ball in the store and that's about it...

I know I'm a total bad-***

[Smart]

Insomnia kicking in so I'll share here...

Was in the Walmart sporting goods section back when they had some stuff worth buying in the early 90s and it was right at closing time. I had a big ball of human methane that was creeping up on me and I needed to relieve myself. I didn't see or hear any folks around nor did I think many folks would be in the store that late. I tried to let it slide out but of course it jumped the mudshark on me and made a heckuva racket. ......As soon as that happened, I had a 60+ year old man jump out from the next aisle into mine with his fingers like he was pointing a gun at me and yelled "Shoot 'em again...Shoot 'em again!!!!" I was so **** embarrassed, yet laughing my arse off at the same time. We both had a good laugh and now I hold it until I get outside.....

[72chevy]

Insomnia kicking in so I'll share here...

Was in the Walmart sporting goods section back when they had some stuff worth buying in the early 90s and it was right at closing time. I had a big ball of human methane that was creeping up on me and I needed to relieve myself. I didn't see or hear any folks around nor did I think many folks would be in the store that late. I tried to let it slide out but of course it jumped the mudshark on me and made a heckuva racket. ......As soon as that happened, I had a 60+ year old man jump out from the next aisle into mine with his fingers like he was pointing a gun at me and yelled "Shoot 'em again...Shoot 'em again!!!!" I was so **** embarrassed, yet laughing my arse off at the same time. We both had a good laugh and now I hold it until I get outside.....

LOL that is great! that just made my day