Thibodeaux goes squirrel hunting
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Thibodeaux was out in da woods hunting squirrel and when he came out of the da woods, the Game Warden was leaning against his truck.
The Game Warden, counted Thibodeaux’s squirrels. “Thibodeaux”, he said, “You know da limit on dem squirrels is 10. You got twenty-five squirrels here. I’m gonna have to confiscate your gun.
Thibodeaux exclaimed, “I don’t use no gun,” to which the Game Warden asked, “How did you kill all dem squirrel then.”
Thibodeaux, “I uglied them to death.” “You uglied them to death, sha I gotta see this,” said the Game Warden. So they go into the woods and they find a squirrel up in the tree playing.
The squirrel stops playing and looks down at Thibodeaux. Thibodeaus looks up at the squirrel and the squirrel looks back down at Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux looks back up at the squirrel and the squirrel looks back down at Thibodeaux. After about 15 seconds of looking at each other, the squirrel falls out of the tree to the ground dead.
The Game Warden says, “Man, dat beats anything I ever saw. Who done taught you how to do dat.”
Thibodeaux, “My wife done taught me how to do dat.”
Game Warden, “Why don’t you bring your wife along hunting?”
Thibodeaux, “She tear up the meat too bad.”
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Thibodeaux was out in da woods hunting squirrel and when he came out of the da woods, the Game Warden was leaning against his truck.
The Game Warden, counted Thibodeaux’s squirrels. “Thibodeaux”, he said, “You know da limit on dem squirrels is 10. You got twenty-five squirrels here. I’m gonna have to confiscate your gun.
Thibodeaux exclaimed, “I don’t use no gun,” to which the Game Warden asked, “How did you kill all dem squirrel then.”
Thibodeaux, “I uglied them to death.” “You uglied them to death, sha I gotta see this,” said the Game Warden. So they go into the woods and they find a squirrel up in the tree playing.
The squirrel stops playing and looks down at Thibodeaux. Thibodeaus looks up at the squirrel and the squirrel looks back down at Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux looks back up at the squirrel and the squirrel looks back down at Thibodeaux. After about 15 seconds of looking at each other, the squirrel falls out of the tree to the ground dead.
The Game Warden says, “Man, dat beats anything I ever saw. Who done taught you how to do dat.”
Thibodeaux, “My wife done taught me how to do dat.”
Game Warden, “Why don’t you bring your wife along hunting?”
Thibodeaux, “She tear up the meat too bad.”
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