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i may have solved my issue on stoy telling so lets give yesterdays story a whirl

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    i may have solved my issue on stoy telling so lets give yesterdays story a whirl

    Today's story comes to mind from barroom brawls. I was never one to start a fight, but I always seemed to end up in one. Whenever or wherever I went, it happened. I was leaving a bar one night. As I walked out the door, I saw a man and a woman coming towards me. I had almost made it to the road when I could hear them arguing. I ignored it as they passed me. The lady said something to me. I kept going, not even knowing what she said. Then the guy said something. I turned to look back over my shoulder, which he replied, "You heard me," thinking he thought I had said something to her. I said, "I didn't say anything," to which he replied, "You better not have."

    I kind of chuckled and said, "Sure, okay," and continued walking towards my truck beside the road. In a moment, he was in front of me, telling me what was what and to mind my own business. I said, "Have a good night, I'm going home," but he wouldn’t stop. I was trying to ignore him, which just aggravated him more. He got in front of me, blocking my path. I was getting upset but still headed toward my truck.

    He decided to chest bump me, and I had had enough. I hit him with both hands in the chest to push him away. He flew backwards and landed in the road on his back. I was ready for him to get up, thinking there would be a fight, but in that instance, I knew there wasn't going to be a fight. As soon as he hit the road, he sprang up instantly—but with only one leg. His other leg flew into the middle of the road. I was a bit confused at first as he hopped over and retrieved his leg, while two more guys were walking past me, shaking their heads.

    All I could say was, "I didn't know." They looked at me with shame, and I kept saying, "I didn't know."

    #2
    LOL! Awesome!

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      #3
      That is a helluva story! Hilarious.

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        #4
        I was told this, did not witness it, used to know a guy who lost lower leg in a motorcycle accident, this guy was pretty rowdy and a little rough around the edges, fighting was a pretty common thing with him, well one night in a bar he got into it, during the tussle his leg came off, the guy he was fighting with was shocked, he had no idea he was fighting a guy with half a leg, he turned to walk away and the one leg guy clobbered him with his prosthetic, knocked him smooth out lol.

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          #5
          That’s awesome 🤣

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            #6
            Tiger I would say 100% success on writing structure

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              #7
              Looks like that Chat thing worked!

              Great story too.

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                #8
                I bet that simmered skippy down for the night. I mean after that he didnt have a leg to stand on with his friends. Could have been worse though, I mean he was a hop skip and a jump from getting run over. Oh well, he didnt have you pegged for the fighting type in the first place apparently. You were a step ahead the whole time and his day just started off on the wrong foot

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Quackerbox View Post
                  I bet that simmered skippy down for the night. I mean after that he didnt have a leg to stand on with his friends. Could have been worse though, I mean he was a hop skip and a jump from getting run over. Oh well, he didnt have you pegged for the fighting type in the first place apparently. You were a step ahead the whole time and his day just started off on the wrong foot
                  OH LORT!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Quackerbox View Post
                    I bet that simmered skippy down for the night. I mean after that he didnt have a leg to stand on with his friends. Could have been worse though, I mean he was a hop skip and a jump from getting run over. Oh well, he didnt have you pegged for the fighting type in the first place apparently. You were a step ahead the whole time and his day just started off on the wrong foot
                    yep , that gave him a leg up on the situation.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by mjhaverkamp View Post
                      I was told this, did not witness it, used to know a guy who lost lower leg in a motorcycle accident, this guy was pretty rowdy and a little rough around the edges, fighting was a pretty common thing with him, well one night in a bar he got into it, during the tussle his leg came off, the guy he was fighting with was shocked, he had no idea he was fighting a guy with half a leg, he turned to walk away and the one leg guy clobbered him with his prosthetic, knocked him smooth out lol.
                      I think I know that guy, or at least a guy that claims that story as his own. Winnie fella.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Quackerbox View Post
                        I bet that simmered skippy down for the night. I mean after that he didnt have a leg to stand on with his friends. Could have been worse though, I mean he was a hop skip and a jump from getting run over. Oh well, he didnt have you pegged for the fighting type in the first place apparently. You were a step ahead the whole time and his day just started off on the wrong foot
                        Just another Quack Attack Charlie. He’s as full of it as a Xmas turkey ! Entertaining though !

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by LivinADream View Post

                          I think I know that guy, or at least a guy that claims that story as his own. Winnie fella.
                          This guys name was Gypsy, the only name I knew him by, he worked for me a day here or there back in 1985, he was a hell of a concrete finisher, he could do about anything that had to do with a swimming pool. I believe someone killed him.

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                            #14
                            Score one for Chat GPT, or whatever. I guess there is a place for AI. Probably right up until the time AI kills us all…😧

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                              #15
                              Wow! You got the punctuation thing figured out now!!!! I'm glad you didn't end up in a fight.

                              Bisch

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