New Texting Codes For The Rest Of Us

[Johnny Dangerr]

Younger people have theirs, now we have our own texting codes:




* ATD - At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM - Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* FYI - Found Your Insulin

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living on Lipitor

* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

* TOT - Texting on Toilet

* TTYL - Talk to You Louder

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

* WTP - Where're the Prunes

* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

[Outlawz Edge]

LOL. I like this!

[Aggiehuntress]

W.T.F: well thats fantastic

[awatsonjr]

Very well said

[JW]

Oh my lord that is funny as hell!!!!

[Choppa311]

i like'em.

[DaDust]

That's good right there

[Reaper33]

haha very funny

[PlastikBulletz]

Very funny indeed.

[SaltwaterSlick]

IFWICHF= I Forgot What I Came In Here For...

ASMG= Anybody Seen My Glasses?

[Snakelover]

[bear]

Oh my lord that is funny as hell!!!!

I have never really understood that expression

[TX_Kevin]

IFWICHF= I Forgot What I Came In Here For...

ASMG= Anybody Seen My Glasses?

These two are perfect.

[Johnny Dangerr]

IFWICHF= I Forgot What I Came In Here For...

ASMG= Anybody Seen My Glasses?

Ha Ha Ha

[Pistol]

Nice