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    Where Have the Pig Videos Gone

    One of the things I’ve always looked forward to the most when logging onto TBH are the pig videos posted by Fishndude. Where have they gone? It’s been several months since I’ve seen one.

    What gives, Fishndude? Outside of “Missing: Presumed Dead,” what’s the deal?…. (Please check all that apply)

    ___You have huge gambling debts that you can’t pay off, some really mean people are after you, and you’ve gone to ground.
    ___You’ve torn your rotator cuff and are “sitting out” this season (if I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard this excuse…).
    ___You have Low T, you’re retaining water and can’t button your jeans so you’re just sitting home and pouting.
    ___You and the missus have bought an RV, decided to live in it full time, and have hit the road to travel all over the country only to stop in Branson, MO where you’ve stayed to see tall the shows.
    ___Like everyone else, you just can’t pull your bow back the way you used to when you were younger and, while you readily agree with others that there is no shame in reducing the draw weight (but only when it comes to their issue), you secretly struggle to find that “sweet spot,” the lowest possible weight so that you still shoot like a man while worrying that you actually shoot like a girl.

    All kidding aside, sir, unless some unfortunate circumstance has befallen you, I’m sure I speak for others when I say I’d love to see your pig videos resurrected. In some years, your vicarious videos are the only pig hunting experience we have!

    But do let me know if I need to pray for you.

    #2
    Post shorty shorts. It’s like his bat signal.

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      #3
      You could always make your own video. You know, go shopping in the pork section of the grocery store and video the hunt.

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        #4
        Hes busy getting ready go be a traveling catfish salesman

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          #5
          It's mind boggling the amount of pigs he has at his beckoning.

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            #6
            Originally posted by trophy8 View Post
            Post shorty shorts. It’s like his bat signal.
            Wait, what? Are you saying Fishndude is nasty?

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              #7
              Originally posted by AntlerCollector View Post
              You could always make your own video. You know, go shopping in the pork section of the grocery store and video the hunt.
              This is probably the most insulting thing you’ve ever said to me! I do NOT buy my pork at a regular ol’ grocery store. I buy it from a butcher who air dries it and makes sure there are no hormones and antibiotics in it for me.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Artos View Post
                It's mind boggling the amount of pigs he has at his beckoning.
                It’s mind boggling the number of pigs any of us has available to us!

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                  #9
                  Only wild pork here. No butchershop, no store bought pork or beef. I know both FnD and AC eat a lot of wild pork too.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ThisLadyHunts View Post

                    Wait, what? Are you saying Fishndude is nasty?
                    Pervey…yeah. Nasty….meh.

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                      #11
                      HAHA!

                      I’m glad you like them Shawn. Not everyone does.

                      To your question…sometimes life gets in the way, is one excuse. Another excuse is that I’ve been learning how to shoot traditional bow equipment. This leads to a lot of video where there’s no question what happened. Lol! “A swing and a miss!” I’m starting to get the hang of it, (16 trad kills so far) but a lot of the success has been super late with no daylight to video. I have some good ones that I’ll post as we get closer to season. (Haters beware! Notify your text groups)

                      So that’s my list of excuses and I’d pull out the shorty shorts but they don’t fit anymore and nobody wants to see that.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fishndude View Post
                        HAHA!

                        I’m glad you like them Shawn. Not everyone does.

                        To your question…sometimes life gets in the way, is one excuse. Another excuse is that I’ve been learning how to shoot traditional bow equipment. This leads to a lot of video where there’s no question what happened. Lol! “A swing and a miss!” I’m starting to get the hang of it, (16 trad kills so far) but a lot of the success has been super late with no daylight to video. I have some good ones that I’ll post as we get closer to season. (Haters beware! Notify your text groups)

                        So that’s my list of excuses and I’d pull out the shorty shorts but they don’t fit anymore and nobody wants to see that.
                        What do you mean not everyone does?? Who? I want a list of names!

                        As for your shorty shorts, 1980 called and wants them back. They go so well with the knee-high athletic socks.

                        Looking forward to those videos…

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