You can pick for hours and still end up with only half a pail.
If you drop a dewberry on the ground, you will never, ever find it again. Don’t bother digging for it, it’s already made it to China.
Always carry a gun. Dewberries and snakes go together like peas and carrots.
Plan to step in cow sh*t. The berries nearest them grow the biggest.
If you’re put off by a few twigs and sticks in your berries or you get squeamish when the occasional bug crawls out of your berries and cereal, then eating dewberries probably isn’t for you.
Finally, if the very first thing you make with your freshly picked dewberries isn’t a dewberry cobbler, then there’s something wrong with you.
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