So on the day of the eclipse I started out my day listening to a lot of chatter about the apocalypse and other religious type things. I mostly just listened because I didn't care one way or another if it was our last day on Earth or not.
I work with a guy that is a big time conspiracy theory dude. I think he likes to go home, get stoned and watch sci-fi stuff. That's just kind of his thing. Knowing this I like to mess with him. Sometimes he knows I am, sometimes not.
The day of the eclipse I was outside when it was happening so things didn't look particularly bright and sunny, as you know. I go back inside and he's working on something so I just mentioned it looked super weird outside. He said "Does it?" I said "Yeah man, it's almost spooky." He kind of perked up and said "What do you mean?" I said "It just feels erie out there kinda. I saw some homeless dude out there walking around. Never seen him around here. He was wearing a white robe deal and sandles. Long haired fella." I saw him stop what he was doing and stare off into nothingness. I could tell he was thinking about it. Then his eyes got a little wide and his mouth dropped a little. As soon as he looked at me I started laughing. He was like "I can't believe I believed you for a second. You were dead serious." I couldn't hold it together. That look on his face was priceless. When it clicked that the Lord was coming the expression on his face was like "Oh crap, this is it."LOL He thought we were done for, for a second or three.
I work with a guy that is a big time conspiracy theory dude. I think he likes to go home, get stoned and watch sci-fi stuff. That's just kind of his thing. Knowing this I like to mess with him. Sometimes he knows I am, sometimes not.
The day of the eclipse I was outside when it was happening so things didn't look particularly bright and sunny, as you know. I go back inside and he's working on something so I just mentioned it looked super weird outside. He said "Does it?" I said "Yeah man, it's almost spooky." He kind of perked up and said "What do you mean?" I said "It just feels erie out there kinda. I saw some homeless dude out there walking around. Never seen him around here. He was wearing a white robe deal and sandles. Long haired fella." I saw him stop what he was doing and stare off into nothingness. I could tell he was thinking about it. Then his eyes got a little wide and his mouth dropped a little. As soon as he looked at me I started laughing. He was like "I can't believe I believed you for a second. You were dead serious." I couldn't hold it together. That look on his face was priceless. When it clicked that the Lord was coming the expression on his face was like "Oh crap, this is it."LOL He thought we were done for, for a second or three.
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