Got a chuckle out of this.

[okrattler]

This is actually pretty funny and spot on. We've got threads with hundreds of posts about birdhouses and grownups looking for arrowheads. I don't think humping cats is too far out in left field. Add me to the list of people that haven't seen cats screw in the daytime..... but if I did, I reckon I'd stop and watch because I don't have any purple martins to build shelter for nor the inclination to look for a pointed rock a dead indian dropped one time.

Lol It is a rare sight. I've heard them at night doing the deed. It looks just as terrible as it sounds.

Has to be rare, that man has to be pushing 70 and he sure didn't pass up the opportunity to see it.ahahahahaha

[ThisLadyHunts]

I think you guys don't get it because you're that guy that watches cats have sex. You're like " I don't get it. And then what'd the guy do?"

Nothin, it's weird that he did that. You know? No? Okay.

Your story was funny and I found it quite entertaining. You ruined it, though, when you got snotty.

Next time, take a step back when you feel defensive. Often, these problems go away on their own.

[ThisLadyHunts]

The male cat penis is equipped with barbs and thorns which literally abort anything growing from some other male cat. The female cat will bleed, also. Cats literally have the most painful sex in the animal kingdom.

Huh. I guess I’d get b*tchy and try to stand up, too.

[okrattler]

Your story was funny and I found it quite entertaining. You ruined it, though, when you got snotty.

Next time, take a step back when you feel defensive. Often, these problems go away on their own.

No not really. They don't, he seems to be one that makes the habit of posting things like that as if whoever made a post he thought was stupid came to his house and held him at gunpoint and made him read it. I didn't think what I said was snotty. Tactful maybe.

I posted the story knowing that not everyone was gonna laugh. Not everyone thinks that's funny. That's okay, I do. I'm not trying to hurt anyones feelings or make light of female cats being violated. Because I think it's a very serious issue in the world today.

[Playa]

So you’re into kitty p0rn, huh?

[okrattler]

So you’re into kitty p0rn, huh?

Small towns man. Gotta find entertainment somehow. LOL

[ctom87]

Oh no......are you for real? I mean I believe it. The cats I saw, weren't making love. I don't know a ton about cats but I know enough to know that she wasn't lovin it. He wasn't being a gentleman. He took her behind a dumpster. That should have been her first clue he ain't the romantic type.

I went to a public directional school in Oklahoma and got an A in Feline Voyeurism, so... yeah. It is a fact.

[okrattler]

I went to a public directional school in Oklahoma and got an A in Feline Voyeurism, so... yeah. It is a fact.

Those male cats are mean. Ruthless animals.

I forgot to add I had to holler at them cats. I saw a mouse that same day. Ran right by me when I was workin. I told 'em " You two cut it out! Quit humpin and start huntin!" That big white and yellow one looked at me like " You mind your own business."

[ctom87]

You should see the lions. Not only do they abort anything up in their, but they kill off the cubs too. They wipe out an entire generation.

[okrattler]

You should see the lions. Not only do they abort anything up in their, but they kill off the cubs too. They wipe out an entire generation.

Bobcats will too won't they? I've seen a momma bobcat with kittens with her several times. Never did see their father anywhere. Don't mean he wasn't around. I just figured the momma cat moved them away.

I think the males kill the little ones so the female goes back into heat. I could just be making that up but I think I've heard that.

[Kingfisher789]

Did you video it?

You know the rules Rattler. Pics or it didn’t happen

[okrattler]

You know the rules Rattler. Pics or it didn’t happen

I hate to admit it but I tried to take a picture to go along with the story to send to people and not make it obvious I was taking a picture of cats doin the nasty. There's gotta be a way I can zoom in on my phone but I couldn't figure it out.

The picture was blurry. I know, I know....... typical Bigfoot scenario. I think it's just rare sightings in general. The pictures are always blurry. I didn't take a video though. I'm not some kind of sicko. LOL.......I probably should have pressed record instead. That picture looked like animals out of that one video game. The name escapes me right now. Minecraft

[doghouse]

I'm 69 and still learning something everyday. Now I've got to put out game cameras around my house to see this! LOL

[okrattler]

I'm 69 and still learning something everyday. Now I've got to put out game cameras around my house to see this! LOL

LOL Be prepared for what you'll see. It's a wild world out there.

[GarGuy]

Well I wasn't offended by the post. As a matter of fact, I was quite amused that someone started a thread this random.