I think she's blonde!

[trailboss]

In my 30 years in the insurance business I've encountered some very strange things but I had one happen just now that really takes the cake!

One of my clients just called to ask if she had roadside assistance coverage on her auto policy.

While I was looking up her coverages on the computer I asked her what her problem was.

She says "I guess the battery is dead on my car door opener. I keep pressing it but nothing happens. I need someone to bring me a battery for this thing and help me change it so I can get in my car."

I said, "Do you keep the door opener on your key ring?"

"Yes" she said.

I asked, "Well, isn't there a key on that key ring?"

"Yes" she said, "but it's the key to the ignition!"

I said, "Just for kicks, try that key in the door!"

"Well, I'll be danged! It opened it right up. I never knew it worked in the door too!" she said.

Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive!

Trailboss

[Jaspro]

That is hilarious TB. Sounds like the Microsoft help line that was being passed around via-email a few years back.

[EASY]

Please tell this is a joke...
If not where is she so I can avoid that area!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bowhuntertex]

Thats too funny TB.

[TradAg02]

Last weekend one of the members brought his 16 year old son to the lease. He had died his hair black, but the last time I saw him he had blonde hair.

When the member was filling out the harvest log for the doe his son shot he asked his son for his license number. His son handed him his driver’s license.

On the way out I was opening the gates and his son was closing them. We got to the second gate in a double gate section and after a few minutes looked back when the boy hadn’t caught up. He was standing on the inside of the gate he had just locked with a confused look on his face.

All the member could do is shake his head and say, “That’s my boy.”

[DRow]

Thats got to be one of the ****dest things ive ever heard

[Bourland]

blonde

I Believe it!

[nsbowhunter]

hahaha!

[Insman]

lmao, I bet she thinks cows don’t have horns too!

[Mudshack]

Scary to think they are driving around with us.

I always have to wonder why some of these people go from the "on" ramp, all the way across 4 lanes of traffic to the left hand lane....otherwise known as the PASSING LANE!!! only to go 60 in a 65mph area!!!!

[Brinkley]

Thanks Trailboss I needed a good laugh!!!

[tx10pt]

That is funny

[expressfish]

geez !!

[red]

i have heard that as a joke for many years. surely someone did not live up to it...

[Cotton]

WOW! I'll have to try mine in the door... who would of thought?