Doomsday preppers!

[bdog14]

I know I'm late on the draw here, but I had to record it and didn't get to watch until last night. Here's the takeaways I got from both episodes:

1. Hardcore folks in Floresville - congratulations, you're now a target for anyone enroute to/from Mexico. Buses parked outside are big time targets. Learn to live a little, and you need a 50cal. to protect your overly exposed operation.

2. Houston party girl - you're toast. Glad you're prepared to ho yourself out though. Hope that works out for ya.

3. Fat dorky trucker with 12000 miniature doberman's - holy facepalm

4. Survival Paula Deen lady - very impressed with your food preservation knowledge, but the moment yall have to bug out, you're dead. Mix in a little exercise with all that butter.

6. LA weedeater - you'll be just fine.

7. Hawaiian shirt guy - chicks that can weld are hot, but in your daughter's case I'll make an exception. Nice termite magnet you have stocked away

And my favorite...

8. Apple farm hippies - my family and I have changed our strategy just for you. We will be attacking you, enslaving you, and living like kings off your hard work and sense of community.

At our house we're good for up to 3 weeks, which I'd like to expand to 90 days. After that, things get desperate regardless of who you are or what you have or don't have. It'll be more about skills than stuff at that point.

Can't wait for the next episode and which wacknuts they'll show next.

You can add to the list:

9) Prepper that bought 3 shipping containers for an underground bunker. Took his kids out to shoot guns at their bug-out facility and blew his thumb off because "gun misfired!" I would think gun safety should be first on the prepper list....

10) The NYC fireman that is scared of volcanic ash from YELLOWSTONE. He has 45 min of oxygen, 1 bathtub full of water, and 2 years worth of MRE's in a storage shed that takes him 20 min to get to. Good luck with that....if you're really a prepper, why do you live downtown NYC?

That show cracks me up.

[JW]

Something Ive never quite figured out. Lets say the world starts to come to and end today. Just exactly where are these people think they are gonna go to get away from it in the first place???

[Outlawz Edge]

Something Ive never quite figured out. Lets say the world starts to come to and end today. Just exactly where are these people think they are gonna go to get away from it in the first place???

Colorado just like in the movie "The Stand".

[Tommyh]

spread out into more remote areas avoiding the more heavily populated metro messes. eventual takeover of abandoned farm house and fortify it as best as possible.

Or

Buy land now, build the optimum fortified cellar in hill country, armor plate the windows and doors. sandbag the outside if possible, tunnel from the cellar to lookout posts. obtain fuel bins and build up a ration, swap everything over to diesel since there will be more of it later on.

all long term. gotta survive the initial onset of whatever disaster first.

[Tex21]

DVR'd just because it involves guns and weirdos.....

You know something pretty cool is going to happen when guns and crazy people are involved.

That being said the relationship with God is the only thing that needs to be done for you to be ready for the end of the world. If you have a strong and true relationship with God then what is there to worry about ever in our daily lifes?

[txpitdog]

If you have a strong and true relationship with God then what is there to worry about ever in our daily lifes?

That Rosie O'Donnell will survive the initial nuclear blast