You ever wonder why......

[7sdad]

Everyone in Mayberry was so happy? Well it was because everyone was single, I mean Otis was the only married one and he was the town drunk.

[Bisch]

Never thought of that, but you be onto something!!!!

Bisch

[rowdybass]

Now that’s a good observation hahahaha!

[Txhunter3000]

I still watch it and never caught that. Hmmm, single or wife and booze.

[Fishndude]

Pretty sure Floyd was gay

[Goldeneagle]

Pretty sure Floyd was gay

I know Gomer was.

[dgilbert]

Everyone in Mayberry was so happy? Well it was because everyone was single, I mean Otis was the only married one and he was the town drunk.

You related to, never mind.

[ThisLadyHunts]

It was Barney who was gay. He even tried to trick Ernest T. Bass into marrying him.

Andy wasn't. As I read it, he and Miss Crump had a torrid "off camera" love affair and the real Mrs. Griffin up and left. I lost all respect for Anj that day.

[Tx.Fisher]

Andy should’ve married Miss Peggy, the town nurse….or one of the wild women from Mt. Pilot.

[AntlerCollector]

I know Gomer was.

What did he do to you?

[asu-indian]

Saw this on before. Still funny though.

[ThisLadyHunts]

Andy should’ve married Miss Peggy, the town nurse….or one of the wild women from Mt. Pilot.

It would never have worked. Miss Peggy was an accomplished, self-actualized woman who knew what she wanted. While Andy admittedly had good leadership qualities, he could never have handled Peggy. And women like Peggy secretly like to be “handled.”

[waterdog]

andy could have had charlene darling.

[ThisLadyHunts]

andy could have had charlene darling.

…and any one of those three ladies who escaped from the women’s prison. Barney, too, for that matter.

[Fishndude]

What did he do to you?

Hahahahahahhahahahaaaa! This post is greatness.