What do you dream about?

[DaveC]

I scored one last night.
A kooky meaningless dream , but that’s where melatonin takes me.
In the dream I called my wife on the cell phone using the “recent calls” function because a direct call would not work. I was trying to take pictures of the animal mounts on the wall in the bedroom I was in to send to her.
The fun part was a lion mount on the wall started roaring so I told him to go get it. He jumps out of the wall, checks the window and points out at that someone is peaking through the front door, then he goes back to the wall.

and that was one of a few, but only one with a cell phone.

[Quackerbox]

2 chicks at the same time

[Burnadell]

2 chicks at the same time

Bless your heart, Puddin'! I USED have those dreams!

[tps7742]

Bless your heart, Puddin'! I USED have those dreams!

I was waiting on that term Puddin, I knew you wouldn’t let that one go by. lol

[Quackerbox]

Jealousy is not a good color on either of you old farts!

[GA Bowhunter]

I had a dream where I was using my cellphone to video my neighbor's wife dancing naked for me. When she spun around, Moser's head was on her body.

I woke up in a cold sweat and went and brushed my teeth with Liquid Plumber. Now I'm afraid to sleep at night. I just catch naps throughout the day.

[rjet]

Had a strange one a few nights ago that was all about wisdom. Was done taking a dump but no matter how much I wiped would not come up clean so eventually gave up. Then in dream the wisdom came. While taking a dump dont cut it off, keep working to get the whole thing out and will clean up in A couple swipes.

[RiverRat1]

I had a dream where I was using my cellphone to video my neighbor's wife dancing naked for me. When she spun around, Moser's head was on her body.

I woke up in a cold sweat and went and brushed my teeth with Liquid Plumber. Now I'm afraid to sleep at night. I just catch naps throughout the day.

Did he have nice knockers at least?