TUCO’S TOP 10 hunting show catch phrases;
THAT HAVE BEEN BEAT TO DEATH….
*HES A SHOOTER! (Can we find another word?)
*BIG BUCK DOWN! (Please make it stop!)
*BOOYAH BABY! (Rhymn’ & Stealin’ from the fishing guys.)
*WE ARE HERE IN IOWA. (Imagine that…)
*I JUST SMOKED A GIANT! (I’m sure the Lilliputians are ecstatic!)
*THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! (Isn’t this guy’s 15 minutes over yet?)
*IT’S THE LAST DAY OF THE HUNT. (It ALWAYS is.)
*HE CAME IN LIKE HE WAS ON A STRING. (Actually he was tied down with one.)
*HES NOT QUITE WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR. (Welcome to my world!)
*FOLKS, IT JUST DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS! (Well….)
HONORABLE MENTION:
HE'S DOWN!
ARE YOU ON HIM?
HE'S ON THE HIT LIST.
I'M TICKLED TO DEATH.
THAT’S A LOT OF BONE!
I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER.
I JUST SHOT A MONSTER!
HE WAS JUST OUT OF RANGE.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS DEER!
EXTREME…(Place noun here)
MY POSSE (Where are the horses?)
DID YOU SEE THAT? (Well….yeah…)
I'M GONNA TAKE HIM. (Most famous last words after… WATCH THIS!)
THIS IS WHY WE COME TO... (Put state here)
WE ONLY HUNT FAIR CHASE. (Well...aren’t we special!)
I SHOT JUST OVER HIS BACK. = (I missed by a mile)
HE DUCKED MY ARROW. = (insert above ▲caption)
I HIT A LIMB IN RIGHT FRONT OF HIM. = (You ▲ guessed it!)
(Hunter X) GETTING IT DONE IN… (Put state here)
I’VE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO... (Place brag here)
I PUT THE SMACKDOWN ON THAT …(Insert critter here)
WELL.....NOW THE HARD WORK BEGINS. = (Yeah, for the guide that is!)
I COULDN’T HAVE KILLED HIM WITHOUT MY… (Put product here)
MACK DADDY, son of BIG DADDY, father to FREAK NASTY, brother of GODZILLA…
GIANT--MONSTER--MOSS BACK--TIMBER GHOST--BRUISER --PIG--TOAD--SWAMP DONKEY…
AFTER ALL, ISN’T THAT WHAT IT IS REALLY ALL ABOUT? …(Actually…no… it’s not.)
HE’S NO GIANT; BUT HE’S A TROPHY IN MY BOOK. = (I shot this pip squeaker because it was the last day, & I needed the footage.)
WE SINGLE HANDEDLY REVOLUTIONIZED THE HUNTING INDUSTRY… (MY… AREN’T WE HUMBLE….)
I hope you folks got a laugh or two from reading these.......
I know I do, every time I hear these phrases on tv.
I'm sure there are many more, so let’s hear them….I could use a good laugh today…
Turning 10 today with this; my one thousandth post……Whoohoo!
TUCO
THAT HAVE BEEN BEAT TO DEATH….
*HES A SHOOTER! (Can we find another word?)
*BIG BUCK DOWN! (Please make it stop!)
*BOOYAH BABY! (Rhymn’ & Stealin’ from the fishing guys.)
*WE ARE HERE IN IOWA. (Imagine that…)
*I JUST SMOKED A GIANT! (I’m sure the Lilliputians are ecstatic!)
*THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! (Isn’t this guy’s 15 minutes over yet?)
*IT’S THE LAST DAY OF THE HUNT. (It ALWAYS is.)
*HE CAME IN LIKE HE WAS ON A STRING. (Actually he was tied down with one.)
*HES NOT QUITE WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR. (Welcome to my world!)
*FOLKS, IT JUST DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS! (Well….)
HONORABLE MENTION:
HE'S DOWN!
ARE YOU ON HIM?
HE'S ON THE HIT LIST.
I'M TICKLED TO DEATH.
THAT’S A LOT OF BONE!
I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER.
I JUST SHOT A MONSTER!
HE WAS JUST OUT OF RANGE.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS DEER!
EXTREME…(Place noun here)
MY POSSE (Where are the horses?)
DID YOU SEE THAT? (Well….yeah…)
I'M GONNA TAKE HIM. (Most famous last words after… WATCH THIS!)
THIS IS WHY WE COME TO... (Put state here)
WE ONLY HUNT FAIR CHASE. (Well...aren’t we special!)
I SHOT JUST OVER HIS BACK. = (I missed by a mile)
HE DUCKED MY ARROW. = (insert above ▲caption)
I HIT A LIMB IN RIGHT FRONT OF HIM. = (You ▲ guessed it!)
(Hunter X) GETTING IT DONE IN… (Put state here)
I’VE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO... (Place brag here)
I PUT THE SMACKDOWN ON THAT …(Insert critter here)
WELL.....NOW THE HARD WORK BEGINS. = (Yeah, for the guide that is!)
I COULDN’T HAVE KILLED HIM WITHOUT MY… (Put product here)
MACK DADDY, son of BIG DADDY, father to FREAK NASTY, brother of GODZILLA…
GIANT--MONSTER--MOSS BACK--TIMBER GHOST--BRUISER --PIG--TOAD--SWAMP DONKEY…
AFTER ALL, ISN’T THAT WHAT IT IS REALLY ALL ABOUT? …(Actually…no… it’s not.)
HE’S NO GIANT; BUT HE’S A TROPHY IN MY BOOK. = (I shot this pip squeaker because it was the last day, & I needed the footage.)
WE SINGLE HANDEDLY REVOLUTIONIZED THE HUNTING INDUSTRY… (MY… AREN’T WE HUMBLE….)
I hope you folks got a laugh or two from reading these.......
I know I do, every time I hear these phrases on tv.
I'm sure there are many more, so let’s hear them….I could use a good laugh today…
Turning 10 today with this; my one thousandth post……Whoohoo!
TUCO
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