Not how I had it in my head

[dosrobles]

So I head out to the ranch at 6:00 PM to kill this bold sob that shows up at one of my feeders every morning at around 6:30 AM. Nice relaxing evening having a drink on the porch…………..or not

The cows somehow got on the yard-a gate was opened. One of them snapped off a hose bib pipe and so I had a river running through the yard. I turn off the well (no isolation valve between the well and the house). I end up digging up the pipe which took about an hour. I am now covered on mud and have no water to rinse off with. I go out on the porch to rinse off with 5-6 bottles of Ozarka and dang near step on a scorpion by the back door. I feel kinda stupid because I’m nearly nekid. The scorp didn’t make it. I open the sliding glass door and step out onto a 5’ snake skin. That mud would have been hard to identify if that had been a snake because I would have sh-t down my leg.

now instead of killing Pumba I have to drive back in to town and get parts and fix that crud. He lives another day. 100% chance I eat a steak Sunday night in honor of the cows I wanna kill

[Bisch]

Good luck getting him next time!!!!

Bisch

[Chew]

You described my entire life in 3 paragraphs.

[Burnadell]

Ha!!!

[bullets13]

Heck of a trip

[BlessedVeteran0305]

Dadgum dosrobles if we was around I'd bring thhe boy down there and could fix it for ya.

[E.TX.BOWHUNTER]

I have the house on the market and woke up to find the sprinkler line busted on one of the zones. The sweat in the eyes was sure making things harder. I had no sooner repaired it and had 2 showings. I just don’t understand why stuff just can’t go right even sometimes.

[dosrobles]

Dadgum dosrobles if we was around I'd bring thhe boy down there and could fix it for ya.

Well heck, I’m unlucky not mental! I’ll have that fixed and 2 cotton seed feeders put out before lunch. Much appreciated though

[AntlerCollector]

That sounds like many weekends I’ve had in West Texas. I feel for ya

[Gumbo Man]

Cows hell. I bet Pumba did it and was watching from the woods laughing his fat azz off.

[dosrobles]

Cows hell. I bet Pumba did it and was watching from the woods laughing his fat azz off.

That’s probably correct. That is a smart hog. He even makes his turds look like cow pies to remove suspicion from his sneaky self. No fear, I won’t fall for it. Steaks for dinner to deliver a message to the burger walkers, and an arrow to the chest for the yote bait (I do t clean hogs). All bases covered. Now if I can just find the snek that left the skin that nearly made me soil my britches we will be all evened up.

[elhefe]

Now that’s a day!

[dosrobles]

A quick prayer that this ahole has no friends in the house

[Gumbo Man]

That’s probably correct. That is a smart hog. He even makes his turds look like cow pies to remove suspicion from his sneaky self. No fear, I won’t fall for it. Steaks for dinner to deliver a message to the burger walkers, and an arrow to the chest for the yote bait (I do t clean hogs). All bases covered. Now if I can just find the snek that left the skin that nearly made me soil my britches we will be all evened up.

I hate finding snake skins with no snakes in ‘em. Makes me feel……cheated.

[dosrobles]

And that this jack wagon has cleared out and didn’t have rattles