Questions that haunt me.

[SaltwaterSlick]

How do flies land on the ceiling?

[kfd82]

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you throw a cat out the window while driving is it kitty litter?

If toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you put butter on a cats back?

If "pro" is the oppisite of "con" is progress the oppisite of congress?

[Tommyh]

Why does everything go up and come down, except the sun which comes up and goes down?

If the Queen had balls, would she be the King?

LOL not touching "going down", and EVERY one knows the King was elvis, therefore a queen couldnt be him

[Txag96]

If you are traveling in a vehicle at the speed of light and turn the headlights on will they do anything?

I don't know about sneezing, but you can vomit underwater. I have done that. I was diving while sick (not a good idea and no I will never do it again)
The worst part was that I was on the anchor line coming up and the little fish kept hitting my floating chunks right in front of my face!!!
It was scary, but I was able to put my regulator right back in and it was fine. The dive masters all say to throw up in the reg, but I just can't see that being good for anyone