Need one more redneck item??

[DeerMagnet]

NASCAR T-shirt

[Wudstix]

Duct Tape

Roll labeled fix it kit.

[Cotton]

NASCAR T-shirt

Lol, I was think a #3 sticker.

[lameduck]

Autographed picture of Minnie Pearl

[BrianL]

Emergency repair kit- Duct tape

[Chicken]

Jeff Foxworthy cassette tape

[Trust]

WD40 or bailing wire

[Ouch]

Go big or go home...

a coon hound.

[DaveS903]

Go big or go home...

a coon hound.

You call that big? A car up on blocks. Now that's BIG.

[tiny's taxiderm]

A gift card to napa so they can fix all the broke down vehicles in there FRONT yard.

[Brazman]

Slim Jims

Is pigs' feet too close to the quail eggs?

Corn cob pipe?

The bubba teeth was a good idea.

This may be a little off color, but a fresh dead squirrel in a ziplock?

[NannySlayer]

I put duct tape and zip ties in everyone stocking!! (Pink tape for the ladies.)

[47]

[Ouch]

You call that big? A car up on blocks. Now that's BIG.

No, I don't call that big. I call it dumping a buttload of responsibility on someone for the sake of a joke, which is not only BIG, but hilarious.

Kinda like when grandparents fill the kids up with sugar and carbs then send 'em home... only it lasts longer.

As for the car on blocks, the thought crossed my mind, but I didn't wanna hurt any feelings around here.

[El Coyote]

Bwhaaaa I was going to say it needs the Arkansas waterfall....