You know you have arrived as a hunter when...

[lawbu]

...you have corn growing in the bed of your truck. This now means that I have more growing in the back of my truck than I do at my food plot.




I'm hoping that corn can get me a shot at these boys...

[trailboss]

You know there is a way to fix that?

Trailboss

[Shake1]

Actually you've arrived when you keep a dedicated broom in your truck at all times, for this specific purpose. <g>

[bowhunterhelm]

Or if you keep poking holes in your drink cups because you have broad heads in all your cup holders.

This really sucks when you do it on your lunch break and get soda all over your lap.

[JeffJ]

You know there is a way to fix that?

Trailboss

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No, that is what the self spray car wash on the way back is for.

I am sure the owner hates that but he had to expect it seeing as he put the self spray in the middle of the hill country.

[aironeout]

I just grab the blower from the barn and get to blowing. The deer by the house hate Monday's especially after the smorgasboard they receive on Sunday's.
>E

[Dale Moser]

If that's all it takes I'm there! I've succesfully farmed corn, milo, soybeans and some other un-identified plant under my tool box........but never in the ground.

[Dale Moser]

Other signs......

1. When you turn on the heater for the 1st time of the year and dove feathers blow out the vent.

2. The guy who changes your oil ask how the corn got under the hood...

3. The tire people run for the bathroom when you pull in because they know your tires are full of cactus.

[Hitman]

You know every thing that will take out blood stains.

[Dale Moser]

Peroxide works best.

[LostHawg]

I was born a hunter...

Mom, where's my shoes.....?

[newmexicohunter]

When the majority of your clothing is camo.

[cosmiccowboy]

When ranchers buy the food/beer and want you to come whack their management deer for free because they know you won't screw up.

[huntingfanatic]

I let the turkeys clean it out of the back of my truck. If I wait long enough in the morning at the lease the turkeys will jump in the back of my truck and clean it out............. Now if i could just train the bucks to do the same.

[huntresss]

You know you've arrived when you don't know how much meat costs at the grocery store.

By the way, can I interest you in a pair of peafowl? They keep all the corn eat out of the back of the truck, but if they mess on my husband's tractor seat one more time I'll be looking for peacock pot pie recipes.
-Cheryl