Heading to the Happy Hunting Grounds

[TUCO]

HEADING TO THE HAPPY HUNTING GROUNDS


This is just a hypothetical question for the hunters on the Green Screen….


Well it’s your judgment day, and you are standing at the pearly gates waiting to get your Super Combo License to enter the Happy Hunting Grounds.

You make the cut, and you are told that heaven is just like the United States, and that you have to pick three states; one to live in, and two to hunt in...... What are your choices GS?


Mine are;

Louisiana for living; they will have the best cooks and the friendliest people…& Justin Wilson

Texas and Alaska for hunting;

Texas for some of the best all-around hunting, & Gods own South Texas Brush Country.

Alaska for its unspoiled wilderness; with all of those rivers packed with fish, and the multitude of big game animals it has to offer.




EXTRA CREDIT:

And just for fun; for those folks that were not so good, what do you think a Hunters Purgatory should be like, or consist of?

And do you know of any poor lost souls you might bump into down there?

[AtTheWall]

Texas - Live here - fish & hunt

Montana & Alaska

Alaska - We all know it's another world up there....add the saltwater and islands...a mecca of hunting and fishing all in the same camp. AWESOME DUCK hunting ....I might add......FIN & FEATHER (salmon and ducks - same camp).

Montana - Add the pronghorn, whitetail & wild turkey elements not found in Alaska....and all my bases are covered.

[Death from Above]

I would be very upset....cause if there is hunting in Heaven then there are gonna be poacher there too

[Stuck]

Are there high fences in heaven?

[Deb]

I got my super combo licence when Jesus died on the cross. Then Texas, Texas and Texas.

[Ron]

I got my super combo licence when Jesus died on the cross. Then Texas, Texas and Texas.

This!

[TUCO]

I would be very upset....cause if there is hunting in Heaven then there are gonna be poacher there too

That is why I mentioned Purgatory....I hope they are sent there......

I got my super combo licence when Jesus died on the cross.

Deb....That should be the quote of the day.....Nice One..........

[M-2]

Well.....hypothetically....many Christians believe there will be no hunting in heaven

[Deb]

^^^Lol, you're just mad 'cause I told you there won't be any sex.

[M-2]

Lol, oh, you're just mad 'cause I told you there won't be sex.

Ha! No, not mad, I just choose to believe a different version of whether there will be sex in heaven than what YOU believe. And, if I'm wrong, well whatever God has in mind to replace it will be so A-W-E-S-O-M-E I won't miss it

And, hey, when we discussed this, you agreed...no hunting in heaven.

If so, then the same principle applies.....whatever pleasures we enjoy on earth will be replaced with AWESOMENESS anyway; ergo, nobody will miss sex OR hunting, lol.

[Deb]

Well, we know there will be a wedding feast, so there will be meat, I guess. I never read anything about Jesus eating tofu..maybe we will get to shoot that big buck over and over but he won't die...heck, I don't know. The only thing I know for sure is that the women have showed up and ruined Tuco's heaven altogether by saying not only no hunting but no sex either. Sorry, Tuco.