Toilet frustrations

[tmurray]

Guys can clean toliets? Is this true?

No Deb it's not true, don't be gettin any crazy ideas!!!

[NannySlayer]

There! I fixed it!

[Huntingnut]

I don't like to clean the toilet, so I dig a hole outside.

[Deb]

No Deb it's not true, don't be gettin any crazy ideas!!!

Thank you. I found that concept very disturbing.

[cosmiccowboy]

Drink a bottle or two of Magnesium Citrate and I'll gaurantee you won't be making skid marks any time soon!

I had to repaint the bathroom after my last run in with that stuff.

[Humper]

That's why we have a maid

[Shane]

Eat more lard.

[rattler7696]

POWER FLUSH TOILET! Kohler makes one. It's cost more than a regular gravity flush toilet, but it has a small pressure tank built into the tank. Looks like a small beer keg. It also has a 2" glazed trap. No more skid marks and a Jet engine to boot. Torpedo's away! Trust me I am a doctor.....well maybe not but I do work in plumbing slaes for Moore Supply in San Antonio.

[trailboss]

Hmmm - toilet waxer? Maybe I see a new career?

Trailboss

[fonz88]

Hahaha! Nothing wrong w digging a hole

[Bowhica]

2 oz shot of olive oil after each meal and you will change your name to Pelican.
You could back up to a screen door and never hit the porch!!

[Bigdaddy]

Wow we have stooped really low the day before opening season!!

[M-2]

Guys can clean toliets? Is this true?

I can confirm this as a firm NO. I mean, I even cleaned you-know-who's apartment toilet before we ever even lived in the same house together!

Man this site has gone to the crapper

No Deb it's not true, don't be gettin any crazy ideas!!!

There you go, confirmation from an actual guy, lol.

Thank you. I found that concept very disturbing.

Indeed - and if anybody claims to the contrary, I'm gonna call Urban Legend (though the topic *would* make a nice footnote in this book
Understanding Women)

[Chuy]

i totally agree..


you know what else really grinds my gears...


I love to poop
I hate to wipe (that doesnt mean i dont)

[HandiKap Bowhunter]

There! I fixed it!

This chic is cracking me up.