Rednecks can be sensitive to.... :)

[TXBIGCHIEF]

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Arlin and Andy. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Arlin says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Andy says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Arlin says, 'Where did you get that beer, Andy?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Andy replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Andy says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken... I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are...'

Rednecks are good at that sensitive stuff.

[Destry]

thats funny

[BradJ74]

Love It!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

[arrowasassin]

Lol!!! Brightened up my day

[Robbin "Hood" Goodman]

I don't care who you are! That's funny right there!

[kfd82]

Greatness!

Reminds me of the Jerry Clower joke. "guess who drownded in the lake today, Dugas, Dugas..."


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[jkf123]

That's funny!

[gig one]

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Arlin and Andy. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Arlin says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Andy says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Arlin says, 'Where did you get that beer, Andy?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Andy replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Andy says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken... I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are...'

Rednecks are good at that sensitive stuff.

Son that is greatness rite there

[Cathie]

LOL...thanks I needed that

[Redneck Archer]

lol...

[JHanchera]

Lol that is pretty clever

[Mayhem]

fantastic

[youngbuc]

Nice.. I needed that today!!!

[native_texan]

May I add my little $.02?

Billy Joe redneck got a job (hey, it can happen ) at a brewery. He was given the job of testing the beer from a fermenting vat. Now Billy Joe loved beer; didn't matter what kind or what state it was in, he loved beer and was always drinking it no matter if it was hot or cold.. Billy Joe was always sampling beer and he had been warned and written up several times by his supervisor. One day, the supervisor found Billy Joe dead in the vat; drowned. The supervisor, Bobby Joe being another redneck (hey it can happen) and a cousin-in-law got the job of having to tell Billy Joe's wife that her husband was dead. After knocking on the door, Billy Joe's wife, Emma Jo comes out and the supervisor tells her that her that he's sorry but her husband drowned in a vat of beer. Emma Jo starts to cry, saying how aweful it must have been for Billy Joe and how "he must have suffered so much before he died." The supervisor, trying to console Emma Jo said, "Well, no ma'm, he didn't suffer much. He got out three times to go to the bathroom."

[donfish84]

Lol now that's funny right there