Originally posted by Ouch
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Looked for my keys and phone for 5 minutes at 5:30 Tuesday morning. Finally decided to call in reinforcements.
Me: "Steph, have you seen my keys and phone?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Can you help me find them?"
Her: "Sure, because I have nothing else to do, what with trying to get a decent night's sleep and raising your kids and keeping your house clean and picking up your dirty clothes." (I added part of that, but it's accurate.
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Me: "Thanks."
She gets up, walks into the kitchen, looks out the window, walks back into the bedroom, and lays back down in the bed.
Me: "Uhhh, Steph?"
Her: "Your truck is running, so I figure the keys are in it. I assume the phone in your hand is yours, since mine is right here on the headboard."
Me: "Steph, have you seen my keys and phone?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Can you help me find them?"
Her: "Sure, because I have nothing else to do, what with trying to get a decent night's sleep and raising your kids and keeping your house clean and picking up your dirty clothes." (I added part of that, but it's accurate.
)Me: "Thanks."
She gets up, walks into the kitchen, looks out the window, walks back into the bedroom, and lays back down in the bed.
Me: "Uhhh, Steph?"
Her: "Your truck is running, so I figure the keys are in it. I assume the phone in your hand is yours, since mine is right here on the headboard."
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