Evidently you didn't hit Victoria's Secret. That's always a nice excursion.
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Originally posted by CMeyer View PostMy girlfriends used to get compliments from the store clerks on how well I shopped and I would get rewarded when we got home. Now my wife just asks me to stay home with the kids and I gladly oblige.
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My wife won't take me out shopping anymore.
Apparently sharing bad jokes with the sales people and other customers, as well as re-configuring the mannequins and displays to complete silliness also makes an impression. (booger jokes are perfect)
Changing the size tags on the clothes hangers and listening to the women shriek in both excitement and despair when their "normal" size is either too big or too small is also fun. (those plastic little clippies on the hangers just snap right off and on, it can provide some serious entertainment)
Insist on stopping to try every free sample you can find, and strike up conversations with everyone at the store (no matter how weird they are)
All of the sudden, I'm holding HER up, and she needs to leave me at home next time.
I haven't shopped for even my own clothes in about a decade.
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Originally posted by bughunter View Postyou should'nt keep telling GF stories when your married.
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Originally posted by Gummi Bear View PostMy wife won't take me out shopping anymore.
Apparently sharing bad jokes with the sales people and other customers, as well as re-configuring the mannequins and displays to complete silliness also makes an impression. (booger jokes are perfect)
Changing the size tags on the clothes hangers and listening to the women shriek in both excitement and despair when their "normal" size is either too big or too small is also fun. (those plastic little clippies on the hangers just snap right off and on, it can provide some serious entertainment)
Insist on stopping to try every free sample you can find, and strike up conversations with everyone at the store (no matter how weird they are)
All of the sudden, I'm holding HER up, and she needs to leave me at home next time.
I haven't shopped for even my own clothes in about a decade.
itchin' da itchy finger waiting on Oct 1st
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