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[bloodtrail]

While riding the range one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep,and began a conversation with the Indian.

Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' good."

Indian is shocked...

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian has a look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you ?"

Horse: "Good."

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian.

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain ."

Indian stares in utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep is a liar."

[Eric4x4]

That's a good one.

[Rattler]

Rflmao!

[NateYJ]

Nice!!!!

[Shooter]

That's a good one. I like it.

[Trykonshooter]

Now that's funny!