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    Being single again isn't very fun anymore...

    Well it's been 7 days since the wife went to NY for strike breakin duty. The first couple of days was alright. Sit around in my underwear and scratch were and when I want and cook what I want. Next was going out with 30 of my best friends from TBH for dinner and that was great. Then ate out with my daughters and grandson Wednesday and that was great. Now my underwear stink, having to put meds on the places I scratch, mowed/weedeated today, got laundry going, still have front to mow, need to put out sprinklers after that, did dishes and still have to cook something semi edible for dinner. And someone has to put the clean sheets on the bed or I get drunk and passout on the couch...

    But it looks like axis cutlets, baked sweet potato and sweet corn for dinner. And a clean pair of underwear... j/k guys my biggest choice this week has been Downy or Bounce.
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    #2
    Wait what?...I didn't know your wife was going anywhere?.......

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      #3
      hahahaha nice story

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        #4
        Originally posted by Smart View Post
        Wait what?...I didn't know your wife was going anywhere?.......
        smartarse...

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          #5
          You poor poor guy...... Lol

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            #6
            Originally posted by WCB View Post
            Sit around in my underwear and scratch where and when I want ........ Now my underwear stink, having to put meds on the places I scratch,

            TMI.....

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              #7
              ROTFLMAO, have fun Mike

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                #8
                Don't forget to make your lunch for work .

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                  #9
                  Be careful of the chaffing Mike, you don't want you wife to get suspicious of any funny stuff going on. Oh and be sure to keep the house spotless while she's gone, she may come home unexpectedly and you don't want her to think you're a slob.

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                    #10
                    Inside out - it'll double your wear time.

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                      #11
                      good story ... and it reminds us all who have a wife to be thankful for what we've got!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by StrayDog View Post
                        Inside out - it'll double your wear time.
                        flip it front to back and get a whole 'nother wear out of them!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by StrayDog View Post
                          Inside out - it'll double your wear time.
                          lol

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mark44 View Post
                            flip it front to back and get a whole 'nother wear out of them!
                            Then spin-em around for one more time.

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                              #15
                              In this heat you can just go comando and save on washing.

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