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    #16
    Originally posted by ovalohunter View Post
    As real as your imagination can take you.
    Well, I have A.D.D. so the sky is the limit

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      #17
      I thought it was real till i started exiting the video and opening it up again, same clips

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        #18
        I got my mother in law hook, line and sinker on this one

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          #19
          My wife went nuts on this untill I told her april fools now she is ****** off.

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            #20
            they are absolutely not real, the website is a joke.

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              #21
              I have been getting people all day with it. I've had people convinced they were real or atleast till I died laughing.

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                #22
                I'm number 518, 040 on the waiting list for one. Maybe by then I will have oppulance and it will be epic win for me to have a PLG.

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                  #23
                  Congratulations!
                  Congratulations!!! You make 519,477 on waiting list for petite lap giraffe. Share greatest news with family on the facebook or tweeter.

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                    #24
                    I especially love the detail on the "About" page:
                    "About Petite Lap Giraffes!
                    Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears.
                    If you have children, petite lap giraffes no problem. If child is loud, the giraffe will be shy, but does not bite. PLG’s are very clean. With training they will go in box like cats. Allergies never a problem.
                    Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg
                    Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves
                    Health problems: none. They are the best.
                    Gestation: 420 days
                    Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.
                    Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need."

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                      #25
                      Funny

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                        #26
                        Breeding these is the only way to go if your wife has miniature figurines that need exotic upholstery for their furniture

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                          #27
                          In Russia, giraffe laps you.

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                            #28
                            Wife thinks its real. Dont wanna break her heart now.

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                              #29
                              I think Chuck Norris raises them.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by theboydoutdoors View Post
                                I think Chuck Norris raises them.
                                Lmao!

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