My Wife is Taking Advantage of me in My Weakened State

[Todd-ty729]

SO I close the door to my truck on my left thumb this orning and make a trip to Doc in the Box.

A couple hours later I am without my thumbnail and have a perscription for pain meds.

I work till around 1PM and since I have not filled the perscription yet my hand starts throbing.

Screw this I am going home to pop some pills and take a nap.

So at the dinner table my oldest sonstarts to realize I am not all there and starts messing with me. My wife does a similar thing and starts asking if we can buy some new teakwood patio furniture, wants me to get a Ccompany Sam's Club membership, and a few other thi gs I wuld normally say no too.

This is not right I tell you!

I am expecting that she wil start planning something for me to do on the spring turkey opener. I am worried! I need everyone e few of you to come over and remove her before she tries anymore of this stuff!

[kashmoney]

Lol! Sorry about your thumb bud!

[Todd-ty729]

So far the worst part is trying to wipe my hiney with my left hand and I cannot button my jeans!

I need a bidet and a diet or more sweat pants!

[daveally]

Man, there's an opposable thumb joke in there somewhere but I just can't think of it. Hope you get to feeling better! Make sure you lock all of the credit cards up somewhere safe.

[hogdaddy]

ouch

[slayer]

So far the worst part is trying to wipe my hiney with my left hand and I cannot button my jeans!

I need a bidet and a diet or more sweat pants!

ROFLMAO!!!! Classic visual!

[Smart]

Maybe she will take advantage of you on the positive side.............

[Tubby]

So far the worst part is trying to wipe my hiney with my left hand and I cannot button my jeans!

I need a bidet and a diet or more sweat pants!

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[Todd-ty729]

Tubby, I haven't done that in years!

She does want new carpet!

I can only imagine carpet burn!

[Tubby]

make sure it's cold in the room first...

[roberts]

Thanks. Now I need to clean my screen off.

[Todd-ty729]

How do you keep your "pills" from getting drug under the bus?

[Tubby]

keep the "pills" in the injured hand... you'll only be able to go in circles on the carpet tho....

[Txjourneyman]

With the exception of your injured thumb this thread is the funniest I have read in a while!

[Smart]

How do you keep your "pills" from getting drug under the bus?

keep the "pills" in the injured hand... you'll only be able to go in circles on the carpet tho....

LMAO!!