Nothing to Wear

[Blake8504]

I don't understand how women can have a walk in closet full of clothes, yet still have nothing to wear? So everytime they do somethign they go out and buy new clothes, and then the next time they still have nothing to wear. Or they give the excuse of having to wear the same thing over and over?? Isn't that what you're supposed to do??

[Cam-Mac]

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Did you miss the memo somehow? HQ sent one out about three years ago. It detailed everything that men don't understand about women. Was really helpful. I'll try to sum it up...

1. You will never understand them. That's why they're called "women" instead of "men". The word "woman" is defined as "that which the Lord has made but will never be understood".
2. If you forget someday and think you might understand something, retreat to step #1.
3. It's still better than having to marry a man.

Hope this helps!

[Blake8504]

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Did you miss the memo somehow? HQ sent one out about three years ago. It detailed everything that men don't understand about women. Was really helpful. I'll try to sum it up...

1. You will never understand them. That's why they're called "women" instead of "men". The word "woman" is defined as "that which the Lord has made but will never be understood".
2. If you forget someday and think you might understand something, retreat to step #1.
3. It's still better than having to marry a man.

Hope this helps!

Haha, guess I need to retreat back to number 1, I was attemptig number 2, but I can tell there is no point.

[tarjake]

don't sweat the small stuff, bro! we arent going to figure them out, so just love 'em and thank God if she hunts!

[Berretta Man]

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Did you miss the memo somehow? HQ sent one out about three years ago. It detailed everything that men don't understand about women. Was really helpful. I'll try to sum it up...

1. You will never understand them. That's why they're called "women" instead of "men". The word "woman" is defined as "that which the Lord has made but will never be understood".
2. If you forget someday and think you might understand something, retreat to step #1.
3. It's still better than having to marry a man.

Hope this helps!

Mat, you are my new hero. I have never seen it explained anybetter.

[Foam Collector]

Nothing to Wear

I don't understand how women can have a walk in closet full of clothes, yet still have nothing to wear? So everytime they do somethign they go out and buy new clothes, and then the next time they still have nothing to wear. Or they give the excuse of having to wear the same thing over and over?? Isn't that what you're supposed to do??

Hunt Naked, is the first thing that came to mind!!!!!

Or, Shop Naked, in some cases.

[skeeter]

i dont even say anything about clothes or shoes anymore. just aint worth it. i have learned i dont and will never understand. i just dont want her addin up how much my huntin stuff costs or how much i spend on corn! so i dont bring it up!

[Blake8504]

upon further review, I take back my last statement regardging the clothes after not thinking rationally about the situation at hand and merely speaking on impulse...

*I will never stopy buying hunting and fishing stuff regardless of how much I have already or what I need*