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    Ok some of you know I'm going through a divorce and moving back to Gods state "TEXAS" Well all my friends up here had me a going away party and it started out fine, but it ended so bad. Let me start by saying im not much of a drinker, a few beers here and their is about it, well I was told that after about the 10th shot of who knows what I fell off the bar stool, I fell off again at around 12 and for the record I dont remember the 5th one Well long story short I woke up yesterday morning in the kitchen floor, I had yaked all over myself and I only had on one sock. I'm pretty sure I wasnt violated or penetrated in any way but I cant remember anything that happened. Just thought you may need a laugh today!!!!

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    One sock is not good....

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      #3
      Originally posted by Ol Thumper View Post
      Ok some of you know I'm going through a divorce and moving back to Gods state "TEXAS" Well all my friends up here had me a going away party and it started out fine, but it ended so bad. Let me start by saying im not much of a drinker, a few beers here and their is about it, well I was told that after about the 10th shot of who knows what I fell off the bar stool, I fell off again at around 12 and for the record I dont remember the 5th one Well long story short I woke up yesterday morning in the kitchen floor, I had yaked all over myself and I only had on one sock. I'm pretty sure I wasnt violated or penetrated in any way but I cant remember anything that happened. Just thought you may need a laugh today!!!!
      I some a couple of good sig lines in there!

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        #4
        I would rather be positive than pretty sure. lmao

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          #5
          Originally posted by thorthunder View Post
          One sock is not good....
          LOLOL!!!!! no doubt!

          You might want to check to see if there is a sock stuck in your toilet.

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            #6
            Originally posted by 3pairs12 View Post
            I would rather be positive than pretty sure. lmao
            lol - that is not only hilarious but true!

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              #7
              Lol,good one!

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                #8
                Yes divorce will do that 2 you! I know exactly what your going through. The same thing happenes 2 me about every other weekend!

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                  #9
                  Good one for a Friday morning...I can remember those days before I got married!

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                    #10
                    Any new tatoos?

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                      #11
                      Are you wearing your underwear?

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                        #12
                        ahh man better start looking for "funny" pics on the internet....

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                          #13
                          Sounds like a good night!

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                            #14
                            brother i have been there! Can't say i intend to go back. I'll have to post up my write up about my college grad celebration some time.

                            thanks for the laugh

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                              #15
                              Rub, you know what they say, Pics or it didn't happen..........LOL!

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