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    New HEB features

    A new HEB opened in Texas.

    It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
    Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder
    And the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing
    And you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

    In the meat department there is the aroma
    Of charcoal grilled steaks and brauts.

    In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle
    And the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The bread department features the
    Tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

    I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

    #2
    LOL my kids just had a rode trip planned untill I got to the end

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      #3
      Originally posted by jkf123 View Post
      I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.


      Or kitty litter!

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        #4
        Awesome!

        Anybody know where their headquarters are?

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          #5
          Good one

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            #6
            Hahahaha nice!!!

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              #7
              I wish we had heb in north texas.

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                #8
                Funny!

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                  #9
                  Ha ha ha

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                    #10
                    good one!!

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                      #11
                      I had to post that on FB!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by VorTexan View Post
                        Awesome!

                        Anybody know where their headquarters are?
                        San Antonio

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                          #13
                          Ha ha ha! That's funny!

                          Greg

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                            #14
                            the krogers near my old house is houston had that, thought it was pretty cool

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                              #15
                              man, being a big boy i was sure smelling some fine country things, and then... lol good one

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