Over 25 years.......Tae Kwon Do, BJJ, Tong Il LO.....might start training in KM with Tony.
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Several years of kyokushi karate growing up. Sat on my butt for the last 15 years. Recently tried a Combat Krav Maga class. Nearly puked before the warmup was over. Told them that stuff was for younger men, I'll just go armed.
Krav Maga looked pretty neat though. All the fun of hand to hand combat without all the bowing, meditating and formality nonsense that made me lose interest in karate the first time.
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Originally posted by Charles View PostIs it true what Napoleon Dynamite said "chicks dig dudes with numchuck skills"?
Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.
Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip]
Rex: Bow to your sen-sei.
[Kip bows slightly]
Rex: [shouts] Bow to your sen-sei!
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, nobody's going to go out with *me*!
Pedro: Have you asked anybody yet?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills.
Pedro: What do you mean?
Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Pedro: Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like animals and warriors and stuff?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes... probably the best that I know of.
Pedro: Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out... and give it to her for like a gift or something.
Napoleon Dynamite: That's a pretty good idea.
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Good call InfantryCPT!
Bow to your Sensei! Bow to your Sensei!
At Rex Kwon Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo! You need somebody watching your back AT ALL TIMES! Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearin' these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
Grab my arm. The other arm. MY other arm!
Just break the wrist, and walk away. Break the wrist; walk away.
guilty pleasure watching that movie the first time... the next 30 or so were not that bad either!Last edited by Legdog; 03-11-2010, 08:02 AM.
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