If I had a $1 for everytime....

[JHT]

If I had a dollar for every....

[mitchbcs]

that's some of that Taft Lingo... You talk just like that B!

[ifishdad]

Whats a dollar?

[Charles]

"It's only flat on one side"

[expressfish]

If I had a dollar for every....

lol

[JMG]

I had a guy tell me one day "All the air flew out your tire". It took me a while to figure out what he was talking about. But I'm sure they laugh at me when I try to speak Spanish as well.

[aironeout]

...I heard..... "hey man my tire stepped on a nail" I would be a rich man

One of my all time favorites....."hey man I need some wind for my tires"

Or,
He mang, "my chort chop cebby with twice pipes needy some new chuse, chu gotti any for cheeeeep."

>E

[Breezy]

If I had $1 every time I heard someone say, "If I had $1.....".

If I had a dollar for every....

hey i guess both of you saw that ant with the blue hat the other day, huh? It was right next to y'all at that spot. Carry on.....

[Smart]

If I had a dollar for every....

[Cameron]

hey i guess both of you saw that ant with the blue hat the other day, huh? It was right next to y'all at that spot. Carry on.....

Don't take the blue acid...